Ishmael

England's Chris Smalling randomly hoofing it out for a throw in there.

Had an easy pass on as well. Which is odd, because it's all he can really do.

Shit dribbling, awful tackle. England's Cleverley.

Evra

Typical Ba goal. Brilliant.

My Google Nose app is tingling.

Guardian: Of course they ignore the substantial transfer funds (for that level) which Di Canio was allowed to operate with.

It's not a charity, it's part of a multi-national oil company.

Assuming we were in a safe league position, possibly?

Get in. Right, fuck Liverpool.

Linesman

"Not quiet in the McManaman league of bad tackles." Quiet.

Commentator reckons Sunderland are the worst team in the bottom half

Erm, Messi?

I think he was aiming for the local tip. It certainly wasn't the goal. CGI department can fix that later, np.

Downing misses the wheelie bin.

Reina, you are drunk.

Gerrard you legend!

Take Shearer's away... blah blah blah. Well, yeah

Man for man, we have a much better squad.

5 of Gerrard's Premier League goals have come from the spot, btw. Take them away and it's an average midfielder's haul.

I bet Suarez was fucking baffled.

That's what you get with League One quality defenders.

Penalty to Liverpool