Ishmael

Mancini bringing on his own Ameobi.

A journalist and football fan. Double-idiot.

Journalists are morons, but this one is a proper journalist.

He doesn't belong in the Premier League

This. By no means a world beater but certainly not the player too many on here make out either. Decent mid table PL fullback. Too good for us then. Better than Billy Jones

The sub decisions are nothing like that. 70 minutes: Ameobi 75 minutes: Can't bring another Ameobi on? Shame. Try someone else. 1 minute to go: Gosling. Repeat.

How dare you wish death on an up and coming youngster who only last week netted a hat trick in the reserves.

Not Good.

Wrong and wrong. On the first point, Sissoko has always had a lousy first touch.

We have such a poor overall group of fit players at the moment.

Not nice pointing out retards dude.

Doing a better job of hiding than...

Two days too late tbh Never too late for Amuuurica. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6mhx5urUl1rarq13o1_500.jpg

With an injury imo.

I'm reporting Padrew to the Boston police as a third suspect. Too soon?

Fuck off.

haha

Strong tackle, well done ref.

I've just watched Billy Jones calmly bring the ball down and accurately pass it forward to a team mate. Don't tell me Simpson is better.

Gouffran

How would you go about calculating the likelihood of us going down? What would you factor in?

Back garden level hat-tricks don't count.

Alas, for Pardew the intentions are: AHHH DO NOT ATTACK!!!!! and Try to nick one +70 mins. So Pardew's logic applied to Tekken would be something like this: Let you character's health go below 30%, then start playing. No. It would mean waiting until 30% of the timer remained whilst trying to take as little damage as possible While I have not really got involved in all the slating the last few months, that´s actually a pretty funny concept for a Pardew youtube series "Pardew plays tekken", "Pardew manages a volleyball team" (find a vid of a team desperately returning a bunch of smashes only to finally succumb to the pressure and lose), "Pardew plays handwrestles with Mark Henry" etc etc. The Tekken character in a constant block move pose until the last few seconds where he/she springs out and concedes a feeble goal

Alas, for Pardew the intentions are: AHHH DO NOT ATTACK!!!!! and Try to nick one +70 mins. So Pardew's logic applied to Tekken would be something like this: Let you character's health go below 30%, then start playing. No. It would mean waiting until 30% of the timer remained whilst trying to take as little damage as possible

Yep, non-motorized treadmills exist.