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His clause next season is what, 3 million? Stick 4 million on the table, they'll take it and he'll come here. See, negotiations are easy.

Thankfully I'm away over the weekend, so if it's still going atleast I wont be tempted to view this terrible thread.

I think you're right

You're talking bollocks, yeah?

Game up then

200 pages and he'll sign!

I'd rather Caicedo from City than Anichebe.

I remember when we used to have those The tea lady.

I can't wait for this exceptional press conference!

I don't think we can read into Ben Arfa's atttitude in this instance, Marseille are the real villains here. They've messed him about, released propaganda to try and insight interest to sell him and now they're stopping him from moving. If the information is to be believed he has every right to kick up a fuss.

What does that second one mean by 'pick up the pieces' ?

No idea how this one is gonna turn out then

You're gonna change your av Ron?!

Yeah, Hindu posted that. Dassier seems like a massive tosser.

Yes.

It's a wild pipe dream, but that looks fucking awesome

Attaboy Hatem, now keep being a cunt. Bitch your way out of there.

Best hattrick ever. The last goal, to complete a hattrick and qualify for the Champions League...with a goal like that. Incredible.

Exactly, it's a pretty risk free transfer.

Tight then.

This is kind of what I was thinking... although obviously finances will probably rule it out. Surely Ashley must realise we have to stretch financially for 1 piece of quality in the team. Christ it's not much to ask for, theoretically getting Ben Arfa or Bellamy for example would probably keep us up. Christ, we could probably pay Bellamy's wages if we fobbed off Smith.

We could probably get him for 4/5 million aswell. We're so fucking skint

So has he left Bunyodkor?

His team Bunyodkor were on Eurosport a couple of months ago. He scored an absolute screamer. Still got it