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Pards loves bringing Perch into midfield with 20 minutes left, man.

Fantastic news.

So they didn't bite at 700k? Go figure.

O-Nut makes the British press all the time.

Let's hope Dexter Franklin Beck is a German scientist who hasn't a clue about football however is on some weird experimental trip which make's him conjure up needless remarks via twitter about Watford City defenders. Close enough, he's seemingly a bloke from Watford who supports Chelsea. This is known as the 'Tim Lovejoy syndrome' and some of the symptoms include being a cunt and knowing fuck all about football.

Tend to agree with this. I don't know the lad but he's at a good age, is seemingly one of the better defenders down there, gives us a bit more pace at the back and has (from looking at Wiki) an excellent fitness record. He could be shit, but even if he's a similar level to Mike Williamson he will be a sound signing for the second half of this season.

Just checked, he played both fixtures against us but I can't remember him either.

You never know, he might be mint.

I get the feeling we budgeted for an expensive signing but getting Cissé meant we've switched to a cheaper option. I'd rather have had Cissé than a better CB so...

Sounds right.

Actually a bit stunned he wasn't trolling. Some of the strangest posts I've ever seen on here.

Just my opinion they will beat us. Obviously I hope I'm wrong, but they way everyone is writing them off is a bit mackemesque. Nobody has written anything off except you and our own chances. "I just cant see us getting anything from it, unless Tiote has a stormer and we can get a 0-0." Jesus fucking wept man.

The fuck are you cracking on about man.

Why is the Puma logo the wrong way round?

9 in the league now.

Cristiano Penaldo.

He's slow, doesn't assert himself on games at all and doesn't have enough ability to make up for it. Reasonably talented player but not made out for this league. We have a better player who plays his position and he can't get into the side because he apparently doesn't work hard enough. Formica wouldn't stand a chance.

Nah, he's been fairly poor.

Zlatan's backheel against Novara was cool today. Absolute loltastic goalkeeping mind.

To be fair, Lescott and Jagielka both came up from the Championship and I'm sure all on here would take those two as CB options where we stand right now. They rate him as better than Williamson and say that he's a quick and athletic defender, which sounds good as another defensive option.

Love big Nando Llorente me like. Class player.

Knowing our luck we'd sign him, he'd decide to play for Fiji and then we'd have another player disappearing at ridiculous times during the season to play in international competition. Edit: Apparently he can play for DR Congo too

That bloke we were linked with, Alain Traoré, scored for Burkina Faso. Didn't see it.

No, appearances.

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