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Eh, what's the point like? You need some bollocks to keep you going? Make it up yourself, use your imagination. Oh, you need a random to make it more realistic? Kinnear's back the'morra in goal. Harper's away, going to Blackpool on loan so they've got cover. Bjork's being brought in as director of football. Aye Bjork. Ashley's sold St James Park to Michael Jackson (if you think he's dead you're a mug). Playing the rest of this season's games on Northumberland Street. Yeah it's allowed. It's all a fucking load of rubbish. Not having a go at you at all, just don't understand the mentality. If there's nowt going on, there's nowt going on, and ITKs get on my fucking tits. Especially now, it's beyond dull.

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The spare is always a 3rd keeper. True, but it can be any player of course. But it never is. Likewise he could pick 23 GK's. Exactly. You'd be a tit to not select 3 keepers, as it's perfectly plausible that 2 could get injured.

Had his hands down his kegs most the time checking for his mask and that.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,64461.msg2022865.html#msg2022865 It is the fucking height of spookiness that we went for the same pic!

Go on then mate. Get crackin' I don't need a second invitation when Paint's involved, love it.

He's still a handsome devil. Aye. You could sellotape Peter Crouch photos all over his face and he'd still look areet. PROOF: http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/6800/beckhamz.jpg

He's still a handsome devil. Aye. You could sellotape Peter Crouch photos all over his face and he'd still look areet.

Beckham's beard looks like it was done by the spray can in MS Paint.

Ah, this is proper shite.

It's kinda like saying the La's are the best band of all time. Edit: it's fucking nothing like saying the La's are the best band of all time, I don't know what I was thinking.

Laurent Robert's kegs.

I've got similar pay day issues to others, so out of interest how long is this open?

Probably Ashleys last sick joke, he'll hand him a 10 year contract at 5 million a year a week before he slinks off to the sunset. He'd just have to be dealt with then. I tried slinking off into the sunset once, but then I realised I'd just walked into Phil Brown's face.

Yeah, let's think geordies! http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/504/thinkgeordies.jpg

Haha, aren't we all.

Yeah just saying, it looks shite on paper. Darren Bent scores for Sunderland. I need to take this guy out of my Fantasy Football team because I'm practically celebrating when he scores and the rest of my team have been shit.

Bloody hell, look at the bottom half of the best league in the world. http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/5464/tablef.jpg

haha

As far as the law suit goes, getting money he felt he was owed was clearly a motivator for Keegan - it would be ridiculous to try to deny that - but it's clear now suing NUFC is the only way he could set the record straight. Whether that's a coincidental benefit or one of Keegan's main motives for suing, I don't know. An independent body has ridiculed the people at the top and sided with Keegan all the way. All we would have got had Keegan not sued is more mud-slinging and his word against theirs.

Fucking hell. Everything turned out just how Keegan wanted aye, thank God Nacho turned up when he did.

How close do you think that it was to the Arsenal model?

You're loving today, aren't you?!

If he'd came back last time, and tried and failed and it had ran its course then of course I wouldn't want him back. But we were going the right direction, which is frustrating and makes it feel like unfinished business. I'd have him back with an owner who is not a complete fruitloop.

The report says that both sides requested the findings be published. Why the hell Ashley would want it publishing is beyond me like. Presumably he thought it was going to find in his favour. Absolutely, you're right - it's crazy. Obviously it's a document that can't use emotive language but the general underlying tone is "what the fuck? are they for real?"