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Well they're right that everyone dreads a visit to Sunderland.

SSN says both are out. As is Torres, and Berbatov's doubtful cos his wife had a kid or something. A kid or something, so she could have given birth to a lizard? Berbatov starts, must've been a kid rather than a lizard imo.

Get in Rangers. Thought my 10-way accumalator was over before it had begun.

SSN says both are out. As is Torres, and Berbatov's doubtful cos his wife had a kid or something. A kid or something, so she could have given birth to a lizard? Aye, it was a kid or a lizard or something, yeah. I think I'm doing the wildcard this week as well, the longer I leave it the dearer all the decent players are going to get.

SSN says both are out. As is Torres, and Berbatov's doubtful cos his wife had a kid or something.

Haha, do they get an orange?

Hahaha, Jesus Christ.

:lol: absolutely mint.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/oct/15/ferguson-manchester-united-steven-defour-liege Sir Alex Ferguson has reportedly written a letter of sympathy to the injured Standard Liège captain Steven Defour to wish him a speedy recovery and assure him that Manchester United will continue to chart his progress, fuelling speculation that the English champions intend making a transfer bid for the 21-year-old.

absolutely fantastic that.

Got Bet365? It's free on there, good stuff.

Eh, what's the point like? You need some bollocks to keep you going? Make it up yourself, use your imagination. Oh, you need a random to make it more realistic? Kinnear's back the'morra in goal. Harper's away, going to Blackpool on loan so they've got cover. Bjork's being brought in as director of football. Aye Bjork. Ashley's sold St James Park to Michael Jackson (if you think he's dead you're a mug). Playing the rest of this season's games on Northumberland Street. Yeah it's allowed. It's all a fucking load of rubbish. Not having a go at you at all, just don't understand the mentality. If there's nowt going on, there's nowt going on, and ITKs get on my fucking tits. Especially now, it's beyond dull.

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The spare is always a 3rd keeper. True, but it can be any player of course. But it never is. Likewise he could pick 23 GK's. Exactly. You'd be a tit to not select 3 keepers, as it's perfectly plausible that 2 could get injured.

Had his hands down his kegs most the time checking for his mask and that.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,64461.msg2022865.html#msg2022865 It is the fucking height of spookiness that we went for the same pic!

Go on then mate. Get crackin' I don't need a second invitation when Paint's involved, love it.

He's still a handsome devil. Aye. You could sellotape Peter Crouch photos all over his face and he'd still look areet. PROOF: http://img122.imageshack.us/img122/6800/beckhamz.jpg

He's still a handsome devil. Aye. You could sellotape Peter Crouch photos all over his face and he'd still look areet.

Beckham's beard looks like it was done by the spray can in MS Paint.

Ah, this is proper shite.

It's kinda like saying the La's are the best band of all time. Edit: it's fucking nothing like saying the La's are the best band of all time, I don't know what I was thinking.

Laurent Robert's kegs.

I've got similar pay day issues to others, so out of interest how long is this open?

Probably Ashleys last sick joke, he'll hand him a 10 year contract at 5 million a year a week before he slinks off to the sunset. He'd just have to be dealt with then. I tried slinking off into the sunset once, but then I realised I'd just walked into Phil Brown's face.