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Just in case anyone thought Greg was joking... http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/oct/01/alan-shearer-queen-representative-northumberland

Exactly! But if she had jumped it would have been the team's fault.

fucking hell

Loads more to it, its like the TV show lost! http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/5310/ashleysk.jpg http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/7248/hurley.jpg

He definitely went to uni at Newcastle.

Aye Leonardo and Hughton fucked up my bet tonight.

I'm absolutely knackered, clicked this thread link and read it as 'womaniser'.

Don't want to jinx anything so I'll keep my mouth shut. He's quick I suppose.

Everytime QPR attack she says "Rangers on the break" and I keep thinking she is saying "Ranger on the break". Fuck her off BBC. That's only going to happen twice a season tbf. Fair enough if you've got more examples.

Why the fuck is Wesley Ngo Baheng 4th favourite to score first goal on bet 365? (out of both teams btw)

Haven't read most of this thread but is the scout's surname Mooney? If so, his youngest son's one of my best mates. Is he a Newcastle fan? The scout I mean. He's a Newcastle fan yes and was one of the group of fans who went round the UK to meet the Fairs Cup winning squad last year. His surname isn't Mooney no. Why would he send him to West Ham then, if I spotted a good player I'd be like 'get yourself to Newcastle'. He's a West Ham scout Kezman, are you joking around?

Haven't read most of this thread but is the scout's surname Mooney? If so, his youngest son's one of my best mates. Is he a Newcastle fan? The scout I mean. He's a Newcastle fan yes and was one of the group of fans who went round the UK to meet the Fairs Cup winning squad last year. His surname isn't Mooney no. Well we have a case of claim and counter-claim here then! Picking up Carrick for West Ham is my mate's dad's main claim to fame although he's also scouted for Man City and Everton. He still gets Christmas cards off the Carricks. Maybe it was a joint effort or whatever.

Haven't read most of this thread but is the scout's surname Mooney? If so, his youngest son's one of my best mates.

Last time people started saying stuff like that was when we took the lead at Blackpool. Bewsare of hubris I don't even mean it like that tbh, I think it's hilarious regardless of our position. I'm certainly not getting cocky and was referring to the complete lack of 'form' so far.

at the results tonight and the Championship in general, which I think I'm probably going to just refer to as 'the bag of spanners' from now on.

The Championship is absolutely mental.

"Southern"'s worse.

Leicester iirc were unbeaten at home for more than a year, so it was a surprise tbh. That's true but Preston are a very good side themselves, he made it sound like Plymouth had gone there and outplayed them. You're splidding hairs, Alan. A dosser and a dwad.

Port Vale lost. In his post match interview looking rather annoyed, he said 'It might sound drastic but i've put every player out there on the transfer list.' It sounds like a cunt-stunt given that we're 3 months off a transfer window.

very good.

Is that a Lambert & Butler?

If I read the situation correctly, it was a response to the loud "you're getting sacked in the morning" chants.

Mint, Football in Paint is back! I went on holiday and it fell to pieces! More new ones please.

This. It was terribly confusing.

Full time, piece of piss.