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Holy fuck.

Like taking candy from a baby eating an apple on a bike.

Andy Carroll: "such a tall, leggy character"

Plus he's proved it in this league.

OOOOOhhhhhhhhh Ladyboys Isn't that a drink? They're chasers. You never had a lager and gin & tonic and Bailey's irish cream chaser? "Now you're talking my language".

Someone could write a fucking thesis on this thread.

OOOOOhhhhhhhhh Ladyboys Isn't that a drink?

f*** off are they going to gamble NUFC on red or black? Just going on them 2p machines, Barry's a bit skint.

Just rang the pub and they cant confirm or deny theres a barry or alan drinking there! Fucking hell, canny hush-hush this.

Pics or it didn't... nah you're areet.

Right, if we think of all the pubs in Newcastle with roof terraces we can narrow it down then. TELEGRAPH! Holy shit. Coincidence? They're announcing it to the Telegraph in the Telegraph. With Stefi Graff.

Right, if we think of all the pubs in Newcastle with roof terraces we can narrow it down then.

Doesn't seem unusual. Even I've done that. I think you mean Big Mac mate.

Shola doesn't need track names on his iPod, he just knows.

15k a week!!!! marvellous, but no way was he only on 30k at pompey, so somethings not right. Xisco's probably involved in the deal. Oh dear!

That bar from GOAL THE DREAM BEGINS That was definitely a pub in Wallsend, the one next to the Metro Station. I saw em filming there and yeah, it was just that pub in Wallsend.

Class name.

Was that an excerpt from the 'How to get ahead of yourself' textbook? haha

Shearer was trying to sort out the mess that this idiot (and others) created. The place was mess when Kinnear took over as well. I don't want him either but if Ashley appoints him then you can see why he would. You can't see why he would. Anyone with any knowledge of football (or even sense) wouldn't go near the fucker. Ashley lacks both, so the appointment is very likely if not certain. Yeah but what I was getting at was that you can't say "I can see why he would" while talking about Kinnear's 'positives'. "I can see why he would" implies that there is some logic at play - he wasn't saying "I can see why he would cos Kinnear's shite and Ashley's a moron so it adds up".

Shearer was trying to sort out the mess that this idiot (and others) created. The place was mess when Kinnear took over as well. I don't want him either but if Ashley appoints him then you can see why he would. You can't see why he would. Anyone with any knowledge of football (or even sense) wouldn't go near the fucker. As a cheap option and someone (who he'll perceive) as being able to get the fans on side. Don't forget Kinnear tried to instill a siege mentality at this football club that Ashley will want back. I remember everyone on here raving about JFK after THAT rant in the press. Funny how people's opinions change on here. Yeah fair point, I get that now.

Shearer was trying to sort out the mess that this idiot (and others) created. The place was mess when Kinnear took over as well. I don't want him either but if Ashley appoints him then you can see why he would. You can't see why he would. Anyone with any knowledge of football (or even sense) wouldn't go near the fucker.

Shearer was trying to sort out the mess that this idiot (and others) created.

Adrian Mutu knows coke's expensive but in hindsight that was a fucking right dear gram. 5 years later and I'm still on the bones of my arse! I'm meant to be a footballer FFS!

Roy Evans is wondering what the fuck he's even up to these days. Honestly I'm stumped - any help?

I'm so annoyed that this chancer is part of the history of our club.