Interpolic

Think it depends how we start the game, our confidence is that delicate. If we start as we did at Leicester I think we'll win but start as we did against the mackems and we'll see our usual gutless away showing.

Saw Lee Hurst do standup less than a year ago at the comedy venue he owns in London, which is the Backyard Comedy Club in Bethnal Green. He was really funny like, think he was seriously ill for a while though hence why he disappeared.

It is and it isn't his fault. It's an illness. Plenty on AA's website about this.

Tyldesley man, fuck off

It's always acceptable to want England to lose if Tyldesley is commentating.

Surely any accusations about not picking Jonas due to the cancer were from when Carver wasn't picking the team?

TV roles

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/the-andy-cole-column-the-real-reason-ive-hated-sheringham-for-15-years-he-refused-to-shake-my-hand-1915658.html

Was that it? How pathetic! I had some lass at work not speak to me for 2 years for some imagined slight, but I wasn't having to set her up for clinical finishes twice a week. What a drama queen Cole was, Teddy comes out of that the bigger man imo. The way I read it they both sounded like complete idiots.

Definitely correct, and the reason was daft. Was something like Cole perceiving Sheringham to have disrespected him by being in a huff when subbed for him for England, then they never spoke to each other ever again

Cisse stopped scoring when played up front with Ba.

She's encouraging people to just fucking deal with it. What's the need for laws at all?

Hodgson on Rooney: http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35908204

Why though?

Yeah, Shearer was playing well at club level but had went a few friendly internationals without scoring, so the media made a lot of fuss about nothing as they often do.

Who the fuck taught Ian Wright the word "jingoistic"?

I wouldn't bring Rooney like. Would rather have Kane, Vardy, Sturridge, Welbeck, Sterling, Lallana, Barkley and Alli for the attacking positions. Plus it's not Rooney's fault but the circus you'll see if/when he's not picked to start is at best incredibly annoying for people like us and at worst a distraction to the team. I'd sack him off, he's yesterday's man.

Fucking hell, Alli

Great stuff from the big red machine Kane.

From the URL I thought it was a story about him being the first footballer to go to space.

Stop.

Food for thot.