Interpolic

Grumpy cunt

Hmm I'm neutral. Hahahaha I would say that though, I'm Swiss! Typical! Hahaha

Done me av, cheers

Go on then, yes please.

We did it to Kieron Dyer while he was still playing for us tbf

Big Pete Townshend fans though.

They have a lot in common with County Durham it seems. Wut? Moved to east Durham some years ago and it is an almost daily occurrence. One morning early doors I was walking to the corner shop and across the road there was this old bloke feeding a twix to a horse. You never see an old man eating a Twix. Wise words, although I never realised they'd go to such lengths to avoid eating one.

Knowing how meticulous Benitez is, he'll be researching Leprechauns, shamrocks, Guinness, horses running through council estates, toothless simpletons, people with eyebrows on their cheeks, badly tarmacced drives in this country, men in platform shoes being arrested for bombings, lots of rocks, and Beamish as we speak.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/manchester-united-finally-appoint-manager-as-loathsome-as-they-are-20160527109149

"English coaches and managers get a bad press"

You're terrifying. :lol:

That's fucking class.

I'm up for this

Well yeah, agreed

That was only funny because it was shit, then we saw a split second of the man in emotional turmoil.

What a really pathetic chip-pissing exercise that Northern Echo article is. "Benitez is staying at Newcastle but he might not have". Ah reet, thanks.

Mark Lawrenson thinks Alaska is a country. By some distance the funniest thing the tiresome cunt's ever said n'all.

The interview with him on the first page of this thread is pretty funny, the main priority at that stage was apparently a nippy striker who could play off the shoulder. If my timings are right I think we chose Gouffran.

Are you OK?

Yeah it's me man FFS

It's me and my girlfriend.

No way.