Interpolic

The takeaway bit Like that, creative criticism.

"Oh brilliant, it's fucking sunny AGAIN. So predictable. Fuck my life".

It's quite incredible that Doumbia got no chance at all today when he was the only player to show anything going forward in midweek. McClaren really doesn't appear to watch our matches.

He was fucking terrible. Only guy trying to take any responsibility was Shelvey, even if a lot of it didn't come off.

Surely anybody who has watched a handful of football matches knows that you can't do that.

"Look at that bloke messing about before posting his letter. JUST GET IT IN THE BOX"

It'll be an hour of that Bishop cunt's time at his weekend rate. Petty arseholes.

As if the players did that of their own accord. An hour before a match as well, mental timing.

Riviere had twice as long on the pitch as UB the other night and was nowhere near as effective. Team sheet makes zero sense.

It's not even forced on him either, he has 2 better options for each position sat on the bench. What a moron.

It's a bit disconcerting that the manager and players seem to think we played well the other night, think we'll make one change max. If it was me I'd make 3 or 4 changes with Saivet, Doumbia and Perez coming into the side and perhaps Townsend if he's fit. Gouffran starts again and I'll be bemused, given our options.

Most players have nonce-related get-out clauses in their contracts iirc, there'll be an exodus. Only Lee Cattermole will remain.

Can't see any other kit manufacturers touching them if that's the case, they'll have to start making their own nonce kits in-house. They'll get Bukta.

Can't see any other kit manufacturers touching them if that's the case, they'll have to start making their own nonce kits in-house.

Nicely done.

It's been so boring.

Leaving Perez and Doumbia on the bench in favour of Riviere ffs.

Who turns up for a case expecting to last 2 weeks and then turns round at the end like "ahh, actually I can't come tomorrow cos I've got to look after my mates fish for 2 days". It's a job interview apparently Erm can they not have a word with the employer and tell them to move it like. Ridiculous, that.

The unstoppable cunt meets the immovable lard-arse.

Id rather you had one in all fairness. Well that's not very nice. Wishing a heart attack on some tit off the Internet or wishing a heart attack on Pardew? Wey I didn't say it to his face you bellend. Hope AJ diddles your kids. I hope you die of AIDS You're letting Wallsend down. Stop showing me up.

Is there any reason why this tedious pleb hasn't been renamed The Lollege Dropout yet?

Noshing A Nonce.

I thought the jury verdict always had to be unanimous or they throw it out or something? Someone tell the judge to watch 12 Angry Men.

Are you fuck. Thought we'd move on IP? Let's not dwell on this Ian but wind your neck in Most people on here can laugh, however you should retain a dignified silence

Are you fuck.