Interpolic

Does this mean Mike's lot are better than Germany and Portugal?

This World Cup is off its fucking head, man.

Get in, Shearer. I agreed with him about Fred, he's been shite so far.

Doesn't matter man, cos there are plenty of Demba Ba standard frees knocking about, so who needs money? No point arguing with people like that on Faceys or wherever.

I think he's been spot-on. Hate chirpy cunts.

I think he's the best thing since Phil Neville.

Are you losing your mind?!

Think Danny Murphy's a half-decent co-commentator.

Ultra-defensive that had far better chances to win the game? Come on. Tit.

It's back on.

Think me bets are off.

Amazed that's never been cut off.

This World Cup is mental.

They were 40/1 to win to nil before kick-off.

Feel like I really need an Argentina goal by 75 minutes.

I think I need a goal before 60 minutes to have a chance.

And they say Irish lads are slow. Step ahead of you Mike, sonna.

Score man Argentina FFS.

All of that stuff was pretty funny tbf.

A quid apiece on Argentina 7-0, 7-1, 8-0, 8-1. My last throw of the dice in this miserable World Cup (betting-wise). Stand to win between 50 and 200 quid if one of them occurs, or alternatively my hopes and dreams will be in tatters.

I have 4 quid left in my SkyBet account and that's it, might hoy it on 8-1 Argentina at 200/1.

You're full of shit. Night, babes. xx

Again: It's just the way you said it and all the exhaustive research you've done before the World Cup, well personally if I was in your shoes I might've mentioned it.

When a keeper makes a diving save and the commentator says "One for the photographers".