Interpolic

Never ever. Need to re-name him Yoan Gouffra.

Good thinking Sherlock.

What's your problem?!

Tbf to Pardew, the 25 minutes I saw were just as bad as he's been saying it would be all week.

Singling out Marveaux. They're all playing like shit man, same as every other game.

Love it how they're pulling out the Ashley songs and Pardew gets off scot-free.

Aye, Brazil 1970 just gave me a conference call and said 'wew fuck, we've been deposed' Oh.

Just got in. Any good?

Balls, yeah - sorted. I'll get some formulas in it to make it less manual and not do it at 1am next time.

Aye, I realised just after posting. Sorted.

OP updated. After GW2, N-O has advanced into slightly Emo status with us a point and a place ahead of the popular prediction 2 games in. http://i.imgur.com/9gzOBsR.jpg

I never heard that one. He's definitely been shit with young players here.

Benny McCarthy is finished, man. Look at yourselves.

Did I ? Don't recall. Have done in past but not recently. Too depressed to care these days It was 13 hours ago.

I've done a bit of poking around myself, utter pleb suspicions confirmed.

Just realized that? No not really, but you kind of live in hope that it'll all work itself out in the end and it'll not be as bad as you feared, and then you have a moment of clarity, when you realize, you actually DO support the real life headfuck, that is Newcastle United and it wasn't a bad dream you were having, you're really emotionally tied into all this. You take emotion away from it and deadline day is going to be an incredible story. How in the world can they think we have a team that can compete. Then the too late to do anything Cabaye move, and the inevitable statement, or JFK radio interview the next day.

I can't believe how bad it is. Particularly this: If he asked me that I'd be bending his ear for hours, how thick are his mates FFS?

What if they meet our price at 10pm on deadline day? That's the dream scenario. Got the cash, too late to pretend to spend it. Exactly, I have big fears this is what might happen. It's the worst possible scenario for me.

But what's the use of getting that money when we can't spend it? I'd rather sell for a "derisory" £13.5m now and get spending than that shite.

http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-articles/alan-pardew-is-still-one-of-the-stronger-tactical-managers-in-premier-league/ :lol: :lol: Who the fuck is this bullshit bingo cunt? Fuck off Jack Lacey-Hatton, you utter pleb.

That's absurd IMO, you won't find me wishing away silverware and shitter teams than us have won cups in the last 20 years. We need to go all out to win one of these things until we actually win one. Please don't kid yourself that for us this is a winnable competition. That's more absurd than anything I've said. We aren't a good team, we aren't a lucky team, we aren't a team in form. You need to be at least one of them, we are the exact opposite of all 3. This is just more games to detract from our only goal this season, not to go down. Injuries, suspensions, tiredness, and another dozen excuses Pardew will use if we get an extended run. I CBa with seeing us going two rounds in then out to Brighton. Its best for us it ends now and all we've got till January is the league because I doubt we can even cope with that. Whatever heaps pressure on Pardew is a bonus. Nah no chance I'm having that, sorry mate. Every season NUFC fans and/or staff write off the cups and each season the reasons for doing so become more novel. We could win the competition, it's not beyond the realms of possibility at all. A good few times a decade a much shitter team than us wins a cup, yet we don't even try and still bemoan the lack of trophies since 1969. If we went all out for it then we'd potentially be a few lucky draws/bounces from a final. The club comes before Pardew hatred, particularly when it comes to getting that trophy monkey off our backs. But it won't happen under him. His attitude to football nevermind cups, especially the time he's spent here means a half arsed effort is all we will get and that isn't going to win jack shit and as soon as we come up against a team which has heart or desire or a club with better players, were out. The likes of Everton, Liverpool, Swansea, Southampton, Tottenham, arsenal, west ham are all better equipped to go on a cup run, while having more desire in management to go for it than we do. Then there's the likes of the CL teams whose b teams would be too much for us as well. We regularly can't get past fucking Brighton ffs. I don't have much faith in the plank in charge either. Wishing for a defeat in a cup competition is a step too far though. We just need to eke our way through 2 or 3 cup ties and who knows, Pardew might actually do a 180 and start blaming our cup run for our patchy league form? I don't care tbh, as long as we're safe (that's a big "if" I appreciate), I think we're a club that needs to attack the cups. It fucks me off every single year how meek our surrender is in these competitions, staff and fans. Plus I don't think a defeat at Morecombe would even put Pardew under much more pressure anyway.

What if they meet our price at 10pm on deadline day?

Absolutely. At the very least we should all be backing the side and hoping to God they win each tie.

Last season's cup winners were Swansea and Wigan, I can't even believe we're having this conversation. You see teams get to the final without even playing a decent top flight side.