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Michael Chopra, after we'd all heard about him for years and years on end.

Alan Smith? Can't say I rated him massively when we signed him but I hadn't realised he was finished as a footballer. Plus he scored that goal versus Roma a month or 2 before, probably doubled the money Ferguson could realistically get for him.

Luque.

You only ended up bossing it because Cabaye went off, and we also had Tiote out injured. These players are vital to our team and not having them makes a massive difference. We can barely see you all the way down in 16th. Yeah this, not surprised we hung on in the end. Well played lads, proud of this side.

2-1 down - won 4-2, playing in our away strip at St James', Alex Mathie wonder goal. Will never forget that game. If you're talking about Sheff Wed.

Don't remember the full story, or where it happened. Think I read it on .com some time last year. He was spotted heading for the ground and someone (Newcastle fan) hoyed a pie/pastie and it hit him in the back of the head/neck. He legged it into the ground and judging (by his predictions) may have had it in for us ever since. That's class. I always presumed it was due to his ill-fated spell as our defensive coach.

It looks like one of the retro ones I've got with the blue star photoshopped on.

He's the king of generalisations, guesswork and cliches. Would be amazed if it wasn't ghost-written mind.

You've a far stronger squad than us in terms of numbers and quality but there are a lot of injury prone players in there. Used to annoy me when Redknapp used to moan that King, Woodgate and Gallas weren't fit given their fitness records. (Touch wood that I've not just caused a plague amongst our squad - we've been fortunate on that score so far).

Was Lundekvam not the one who came out with those dickish comments about Shearer?

That's pretty cool.

So Ba, so good.

:lol: Jesus.

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You can still get 500/1 on it. 20/1 on Ba top scorer some places too, that's not bad at all.

Yeah, we haven't won at Old Trafford since 1972.

Eat Greggs and die. Their meal deal is crap, I only venture in when I'm gasping for a custard doughnut. Sainsburys £3r is where it's at bruv Ana, I'm there all the time. Although there's also this street near my work informally called sandwich alley where you can get a lush, massive baguette thing for £1.60-£2.00. Greggs cannot compete, not unless I'm after a steak bake or something. The custard doughnuts are ace though, a real classic.

Eat Greggs and die. Their meal deal is crap, I only venture in when I'm gasping for a custard doughnut.

I reckon he's a pure canny lad like.

Woah, Rooney OWNED that scene like, impressed.

Was in the Daily Mail the other day: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2055625/Alan-Hansen-paid-40-000-Match-Day.html

Chelsea and Arsenal let me down but Barcelona's late goal meant I broke even. Some funny results.

Sorry, my mate at work's doing it all the time so it rarely leaves my head.