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I think he deserves to be beating you tbf Parky. Whether he's spent a fortune or not they were looking like mid-table fodder when Hodgson left and are outside bets for the top 4 now, nailed-on top 6. Today aside they've also played some decent stuff.

Torres scores. Might take The Samaritans off speed dial now.

I think the turning point was the Ramirez miss. If they'd scored it would have given them a massive lift, instead Man U went down the other end Nani made it 2-0. Don't think Chelsea have been bad at all, but I'm not sure Lampard can match Man U's energy in midfield. Similar to the Arsenal penalty miss the other week. Not saying they'll capitulate to that degree but can see it ending up 4-0 or 5-1 or something like that.

Replays didn't do that justice whatsoever.

That is fucking phenomenal.

Torres looks sick of his life.

Oh, they've scored as many goals in one match as we have all season. Is there a thread on RTG yet?

It's quite an encouraging result as far as Stoke go tbh - they've been looking quite strong recently so it's good to know they're still prone to the odd away performance when they don't even turn up. As for the mackems, who cares, they've still been in relegation form for a long while now and will need to pick up a few more wins to inspire any confidence whatsoever.

Ramires has to score there ffs, either that or leave it for Sturridge. What a div.

Chelsea playing some alright stuff at times.

Aguero scores again for Man City.

Hm, where to put the money on? Put 20p on Spurs, returns 20p including stake.

Eh, a draw is 500/1 and a Liverpool win is also 500/1.

Bellamy looked like a Grade A hunk alongside Gollum there like.

I coincidentally looked up his Wiki earlier on and you'll probably know this but he was banned from commentating on Liverpool for years. Tbf I think he's totally useless whatever the match, he's alright for a laugh but God knows how he gets the gig of commentating on big games because he hasn't got a clue. 3-0.

Great finish, Defoe.

Suarez never stops running like.

Lolerlol.

That slow "Spurs go marching in" chant makes me want to switch the telly off, it's pure shite.

The 2 behind him look like they're doing a slow-motion double-chokeslam on a dwarf.

His favourite pizza is pepperoni. He's already a regular in the Powder Monkey, that's where Santon gets his bant on.