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How doesn't he deserve a 10 for goalscoring like?

I noticed before the Real Madrid match earlier on that they played a sentimental piece of piano music during the minute's silence. What the fuck, I don't watch much Spanish football really - is that the norm?

I think Shola can fuck off tbh, I'm not arsed if he magically managed to not spectacularly fuck up when he came on yesterday.

Funny how Dresden always knows better than everyone else about everything.

Doesn't make a blind bit of difference though, does it.

It just takes the piss that he gets to have it both ways, spends fuck-all on transfers yet slaps his tatty brand all over the shop. The picture Dave posted is such an eye-opener - the ground's definitely tarnished now, Ashley's just cheap on every level.

Yuk.

I love it how everyone's going with £20m as his asking price.

Surprised you say that tbh Wullie, I think the tone of it's spot-on. The more I listen to it the more I like it and I do think they're very funny. Will maybe give Tuesday Club a listen since you both recommend it.

I'm massively late to the party with this but have recently got into / become obsessed by The Football Ramble. That's the kind of football chat I want to hear, they're both knowledgable and hilarious, it's fantastic.

It's interesting like, because it would take a hell of a lot to turn things around now. Liverpool might be best off seeing if they can get £20m for him off someone sharpish.

Football journalists are generally worse aye, so up their own arse it's unreal. Agents are the worst, when one of them is on the radio I wonder why I bother with it.

Bold moves by Neville and Souness to try to out-grey-suit Jamie Redknapp today, just noticed.

Tbf the hat trick against West Ham, he came off for the round of applause, and against Arsenal (4-4) its was Harpers elbow drop that done him in that game. Yeah, just seems like one of these weird quirks to me, don't see any reason why he couldn't last 90 minutes. Attacking players will always get subbed more than defenders anyway.

Jesus Christ. Give a fish to Ramirez and you'll feed him for a day...

The daft thing is that Torres did really well to get himself in that position, I was just about to go "That's class Torres, smashing goal" then made some fucking weird noise I don't think I've ever made before instead.

Oh my God. I actually feel really bad for him, Christ almighty.

The 'big' games so far this season have been really open like, but generally very one-sided.

whos being sold like? the bastards. Cabaye on a free to the mackems, it's a fucking disgrace, it makes no sense.

Torres, man!

Like the loss to Stoke? Only saw the highlights and they missed shitloads of chances, plus loads of teams will lose at Stoke this year. Point is that they'll be 4th-6th in May.

Exactly. I think we place too much emphasis on a contract rangle or loophole if anything, who cares about the style of the player.

John Terry man, shut the fuck up you prick. Fucking hate him.

Nani's game would fucking deteriorate if the well-known 'No Blasties' rule was implemented in top level football.