Interpolic

I'm fucking fuming at him.

Bloody hell lads.

Should be working on his crossing rather than going to the shops the selfish bastard.

I love Dave's wats.

Some Stevenage lad in the pub asked me what I thought the score might be, I said "I dunno mate, 3-1?" He said "Oh you reckon we'll beat you 3-1?" I laughed in his stupid face. Can't believe they actually beat us 3-1 ffs, fucking awful.

If I didn't laugh, I'd cry fucking pathetic. The way we went out. Didn't 'crash out' of the cup, it was more of a limp. A whimper. They were streets ahead of us all over the fucking park, that's the sickener. We whacked the ball up to Andy Carroll. Andy Carroll wasn't playing. They played it on the deck and pissed all over us. The best part of today was in the pub beforehand. Fucking shite.

My record's canny this season like. Got beat 4-0 at home to Arsenal. Went to Birmingham, got called off. I bought some lightbulbs at Birmingham Tescos like, but one of them is fucking shite. We have unfinished business, Birmingham. Game over after 6 or 7 minutes at home to Man City when we went 2-0 down. Today. For the record, today was fucking horrific like, it didn't even look like they were trying.

I'm going and I bought the ticket with this in mind tbh. I know it'll be mainly reserves and it's a balancing act, but I don't think anyone's paid thirty quid expecting to see our first eleven. I went to the Arsenal league cup match and was slightly peeved that we didn't go all out, but the mackem match showed I was wrong to feel like that. Same goes this time with Sunderland coming up again next week. Put a team out that can win the game and make sure we have some game-changers on the bench just in case. I think we'll win 3-1.

Horrible that like, Nile.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eNBmUwPs7CI/SmcdLd6rNvI/AAAAAAAAKBo/VdveQhIl5Hg/s200/garry%26minty.jpg Hard lines, lads.

FIVE!

Fock me, etc. Is that 3 of our lads that have scored a hatrick by January?

HAHAHA get the fuck in man, this is ace.

Commentators reduced to talking about scarves.

Yorkie and neesy1111111111111, I owe you an apology, so soz.

Get the fuck in!

That's how you score 2 goals before your 200th Premiership appearance, Carlton Cole.

Get the fuck in Best!

Too many ppl were worried about their decent results against equally shite teams tbh. Are you 2 fucking kidding me? Eh? I'm not discrediting our performance. West Ham are shite, we're playing well and rightfully winning. I know, man. But you're not just tempting fate - you've heard fate's gay and you're bent over with your kegs round your ankles shouting "Ride Me" in your best Andy Carroll voice. You know, a scenario that fate finds tempting. Apologies if that was a touch too descriptive, it's been a long day.