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If you don't see how that's not the point then I've encountered more intelligent ironing boards.

They should sign me if they're signing anyone and everyone tbh - I smoke about 40 tabs a day but am willing to cut down to about 20 out of love for the club.

What? Piss off!

He's very much a popular 'one to watch' that media types drum up. I think we could afford him but whether we are the type of team he's looking to join I don't know. He might see NUFC as a stepping stone which could hopefully lure him here for a season or two untill one of the so called big clubs come in forhim. Wouldn't mind having him Tiote, barton Nolan and Ben Arfa in the mid for a while and tbh that could possibly be called the best mid in the premier and could get us into europe. Oh well a boy can dream Yep, we definitely just need a handy-looking although completely unproven Danish international to make our midfield the best in the whole league, have thought this for a while.

The middle names are great Alan Harper Peter Simpson Vincent Taylor James Williamson Robert Perch Anthony Taylor Jance Nolan Ismael Tiote Sean Guthrie James Ireland Brendan Best So Ryan Taylor's initials are RAT, maybe he clicked on to this when he was a bairn and hasn't smiled since.

A real threat ffs, howay man.

Those lads behind the scenes have worked their magic again.

Sylvinho was areet when he was Arsenal, certainly wasn't shite anyway.

That's so comical.

Hear, hear. Oh, so you think you're the big cheese now do you? I thought you were such a modest guy. Nah, never was tbh.

Hear, hear.

I'm pretty sure I can see Larry David. Stripey shirt, sunglasses? Good spot. Prettay good, Fugazi. Prettay, prettay, prettay good.

Just spotted Minty off Eastenders n'all.

I'm pretty sure I can see Larry David.

Not too fussed if it seems egotistical: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,74502.0.html

I think he's a crap all-round player, but also believe that if a Premier League team started him in 30-38 games, he'd score them about 10 goals. He gets in really decent positions and isn't a bad finisher at all. His heading is shit and his lay-offs, passing, etc are fucking shit n'all. I think he has potential for improvement given his size, but atm he's a player that contributes little to overall play but will pop up with a goal now and then. He's also clearly got a bit of character about him as well. He does not hide and he earns his wedge when he's on the pitch as far as I'm concerned.

Another few observations: - I don't think Nolan really pushed the keeper over, he just put his arm round him and he fell over. The ref did well not to lose his head and not just send him off because it was a vaguely comparable incident to what had happened earlier on. - The 'soft' penalty, the 2nd penalty... the linesman flagged for it so you can't really blame Dowd as such. - I don't think Van Persie was offside at the end, I think he was level. Therefore that's a goal that should have actually stood.

Keep watching this and noticing new things. This time the faint cries of "SHOOOOOOT" when it falls in front of Tiote. 99% of the time those cries are stupid and redundant, but not this time. And the cries were definitely faint, because not a lot of people thought he could or would be able to even fucking attempt it. Just absolutely immense stuff.

Hahahaha, I'm listening to the highlights of 5-1 against the mackems off that same page and Lockwood says at 5-0: :lol: That is first class, Lockwood I salute you.

You people, who have the power to rock Arsenal and rattle picture frames on another continent, you are all class. I LOVE NUFC!!!! It's undeniably very true. If the fans had turned on them or went quiet then we wouldn't have even got a consolation goal imo.

Arsenal fans aren't too bad in my experience FWIW.

Sounds like tittle tattle tbh, but fair do's.

Possibly the most nonsensical sentence in the history of humankind. Well played. Well yeah, exactly. What do you mean neesy, that we acknowledged we'd sold them a crock and agreed to buy a crock in return?

That's outstanding.

Anywhere near... He's BETTER. Considering the players his playing with, the fact that he's able to unlock defences like Essien did without the support seems to indicate that Tiote is better than Mikey I disagree that he's better than Essien, not yet anyway. If he starts chipping in with goals, learns that he can't dally on the ball at times and stops picking up needless bookings then he's genuinely got it all though imo. Delighted that he's playing for us. I think he is purely based on the fact of his nature of club. Essien had Jose and the likes of Lampard and Terry to learn from,who does Tiote have? The fact that he seems to be teaching others also is good. I do agree with the fact he needs less bookings but a few more goals?? What about today LOL/ Well, yes he scored a goal. If he can start scoring a handful each season then he's an even handier player.