Bowie

You're lovely. Thought it was gonna say 'new lovely leg'.

How the hell's he to blame?

:lol:

They show themselves up every week anyway. Who? The narrow minded misogynists on here? You're shit at spotting sarcasm. It's because you're a woman anarl.

Can't get over how much of a cunt Keys comes across in that recording. There's sexism then there's just being a horrible bastard.

FUCKING FUCK OFF

WHAT THE FUCK!

Nah, winter's nigh on unbearable as it is without there being no football on either. Leave it as it is.

Mike Williamson walking into Wetherspoons in the Metro Centre two minutes ago.

Fucking hell! Unbelievable goal by Leeds there like.

HAHAHA

That ginger kid standing next to Anderson has a proper disgusting beard like.

Don't think i've ever been more excited for a player to come back from injury than Ben Arfa like. Formations with him involved look fucking lush.

He's smooth as fuck man, that's why.

The statement's in French though, not sure if anyone's really sad enough to translate a statement they've made up.

Sour grapes, perhaps? Or it could have been Cajun? Cajun was giving Interpolic a handjob next to the pie-stand by then.

NilePowerRanger How did I misss.. I feel like s**t !! Trending means loads of people are searching for/talking about him... Ahh.

What's he said about it on Twitter like? What the fuck does trending mean?

WEEEEEEEEEEEY

If I ever see Shola break into a sprint I'll turn my spunk into a yoghurt and drink it like it's a really fucking nice yoghurt. :lol:

I don't think i've ever hated a player as much as Drogba.

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/6743/cribs.jpg http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/919/cribss.jpg Is he wearing lipstick in that second shot?

I FUCKING HATE FOOTBALL ME LIKE.