Jordan

I’m all for a new ground but stadiums like that make me start to think is the grass always greener. West Ham fans absolutely hate it and you can’t blame them.

I think him going down so theatrically worked against him. Wasn’t enough force for the dive he made.

Sky are desperate to make a big deal out of it. Most likely because there’s nothing else to talk about from that game as it was so shit.

Always looks better with Big Joe next to him. Covers his lack of legs.

The run where he went across the pitch, stopped, turned around and lost the ball.

Tino’s great 1v1 which will be needed against Salah but for balance in attack, a left footer would always be my preference.

Think it may have been a mistake not getting some minutes in Targett’s legs.

When’s the last time we won on a Monday? Ba against Stoke?

Murphy has surely played his way out of team with that performance. Absolutely liftin.

Why have we waited til the 90th min to go from shit to turboshit.

VAR operator died of boredom about 20 mins before we scored.

Harvey Barnes is an enigma. So many goals and assists but does absolutely fuck all else

He’ll do it when we’re 1 down. Traditions.

I’d love to know Howe’s thinking in bringing Pope back.

If this is him fighting for a place, i’d hate to see him sulking.