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And where is Ben Arfa going to play?

Ok, which one of you has put on his Wiki page that he plays for us?

I'm glad that we have signed someone, however I'm not going to take it as act untill NUFC themselves confirm it. Hopefully they are waiting to get Ben Arfa so they can announce both the signings at the same time.

Fuck this, I want to know whats happening with Ben Arfa.

To be fair though you have been watching Nicky Butt for the last few years.

People to have some semblance of common sense. At least check his previous claims before repeating stuff for fuck's sake. Like I said, people are holding onto any hope or positives they can find. It's fairly common for this sort of the to happen in desperate situations.

Dave, what do you expect?. A lot of people on here are excited and hopefull of the prospect of Arfa coming here, so much so that they will get excited about any positive news about him coming here regardless of whether or not it's from a bullshitter or not.

Some reporter, for the Journal I think. He's just some gobshite kid. Is he?, I actually thought he was someone who was ITK, and by that I mean people tell him crap, he reports it and he gets laughed at when it isn't true but once every so often he is correct. You know, like most people who work for the papers on the Bigg market.

Same. You only have to look through his previous lies to realise what a fucking prick he is. Lets hope he isn't lying this time. Of course he's lying. To be fair he wasn't lying last Friday night when he was last here. I wonder if the Friday night flights from France to Newcastle are cheaper or you get a free sandwhich or something, because Arfa is starting to make a habit of it now.

Some reporter, for the Journal I think.

Same. You only have to look through his previous lies to realise what a fucking prick he is. Lets hope he isn't lying this time.

Been at work all day, any good news for us?

It's been mentioned elsewhere on other fourms with different names going around, and also the rumour that Mike Ashley will sell up. In reality it statred because of a tweet from a local journalist who said NUFC will be holding a press conference today but refused to say for what reason, forgetting that we play Vila this weekend.

I can't see Bristol City letting Maynard going. Forget it there isn't going to be 3 transfers today, unless 3 go out.

Are those signs in the background the ones used at Newcastle airport though?

3 players and a takeover. The first rule of a joke is that people have to believe it before the punchline comes along.

Hmmmm........ Skjelbred: Position: AM Favoured club: Newcastle Fee: £5m Ben Arfa: Position: AM Favoured Club: Currently Newcastle Fee: £5m-ish Who to pick?, who to pick?

If he keeps it up none of us will ever have to send £2 a month to them ever again.

We got less than £2 million for Vianna, I don't know if we got a loan fee on top of that. What pissed me off about that loan deal was the fact that we allowed him to play against us in the Uefa Cup.

Like it has been said, hopefully we will be able to meet somewhere in the middle within the 2 weeks of the window left. In an ideal world we would have it all wrapped up by the time we play Villa, but it's not going to happen, a lot of clubs will be in the same position as us and may have to wait untill the final day of the window. How long has the Milner situation gone on for now?, and he has only signed today. Sometimes transfers can happen within a few hours, however it's apparent that both us and OM don't agree with his value or one or both of us are trying to get a better deal for each club. You can see OM's position in playing the waiting game, and you can see our position in trying to get him cheaper regardless of whether or not it is already a good deal or not. Finger crossed we pull it off, if not then lets hope we get someelse who can do the job in instead.

I was using Keane only as an example, fact is it could be any player. I'm not denying the club should invest in the team, I'm just trying to say we shouldn't hate the owner just because we didn't get the very players we wanted.

I don't know, we could stay up but I admit we are in real danger of being a club going down. Yes we need an attacking midfielder, alongside other players but I don't go round saying Ashley is a cunt because he hasn't signed Ben Arfa. At the start of the transfer window I wanted O'Hara, it doesn't look like we are going to get him but I'm not coming on here calling Ashley all the names under the sun for it. That's because you're retarded. If Ashley doesn't sign Ben Arfa then of course he's a cunt. Aye, I guess I am, but where does it stop?, sign Ben Arfa, you will want Keane next, sign Keane you will want Messi after that. I said earlier, a modest investment of £15m this season would be more than enough to give us a side worth watching. Is that really too much to ask? In what way does that mean we want every player under the sun? I never said we want every player under the sun. I just said that you are all calling Ash;ey because he hasn't signed the player YOU want, what happens if he gives in?, you will want another player, and another, and everytime Ashley would be under pressure to buy that player or risk being hated again.

We even have a run off of this thread dedicated to calling Mike Ashley because last night some French bullshit came out he was on his way to Germany. I won't be pleased if we don't get people in that we need, but just because it might not be Ben Arfa isn't a reason to slate Ashley. At the moment we know fuckk all about this transfer saga, we all thought we did but we have been proved wrong on more then one occasion. Basically no one is speaking about what is really going on, not even Arfa himself who took it upon himself to come here on Friday and see if he can force something through. For all we know we could of agreed a purchase fee and it is based upon OM getting players in first. OM themselves have fucked on by coming out with a different story atleast once a day. Anything could happen, but because we know nothing and are taking last nights bullshit for gods word you are all on here calling Ashley for not getting a player YOU want.

I don't know, we could stay up but I admit we are in real danger of being a club going down. Yes we need an attacking midfielder, alongside other players but I don't go round saying Ashley is a cunt because he hasn't signed Ben Arfa. At the start of the transfer window I wanted O'Hara, it doesn't look like we are going to get him but I'm not coming on here calling Ashley all the names under the sun for it. That's because you're retarded. If Ashley doesn't sign Ben Arfa then of course he's a cunt. Aye, I guess I am, but where does it stop?, sign Ben Arfa, you will want Keane next, sign Keane you will want Messi after that.