Stifler

Didn't Geremi piss off in January?

Aye. "So Chris, you play Wolves tomorrow, are you confident in getting a result?" "I can not comment on who we may or may not be playing, nor can I confirm my feelings towards such a game" "So what about Taylor, Tiote, Ben Arfa, and Keane?" "We have offerd Taylor a contract and I hope he signs it, Tiote has been given a work permit but I can't say how long his contract is for, Ben Arfa should be concluded today, and Keane is just speculation."

Fuck, that signature picture looks like a mix of Wallace and Gromit.

Eventually, 40 pages long, I mean how long does a thread have to be untill someone signs these days?

Change of thread title?

Paris arrivals are at 10:55 and 16:10. Didn't he fly by a private jet the last time though?

I've just read the Sun article and it says we will actually buy him. I thought if we got him it would be on loan. Then again this is the Sun.

Too late, I've already said it.

Didn't France football get the Werder link wrong?

It's unlikely, but one of the Old Firm not finishing top two up there would be fantastic. Hearts did it a few years ago before their owner went mad Celtic will get the SPL title though, which just shows how bad the SPL really is, I'm starting to doubt if the Old Firm are even Championship standard now.

So it doesn't look like Kevin McDonald is going to get the Villa job then.

Just need to get rid of Young and then they will have no one special.

RV are starting to make our 6 not seem that special. Nah, they have only scored 4 against them so far in tow games and have conceded 3 in that time aswell. If anything it makes for a worrying season for West Ham.

In 3-4 minutes Villa have gone from winning 2-1 to losing 2-3.

Let's just get the bugger signed first, eh? 5 pm Friday deadine to play on the Saturday isn't it? Noon perhaps? Would be madness to put him in after two weeks of no training let alone competitive action. Not to mention the lack of integration with the squad. He'd be crocked in no time. If he signs... You can tell you have been a Newcastle United fan for far too long, you always have to fucking spoil whatever good comes our way.

Depth for either wing, Ben Arfa can play all across the park, Jonas too. So we should be relatively covered, not least now we know Danger can play on the right wing! Could play Wayne down the middle too.. or shock horror interchange during the game! I wonder what would happen if we put Ben Arfa on the wing, and Jonas in the centre?, Jonas just can't cross a ball but he could be very effective in the centre where as far as I've seen Ben Arfa can actually out a decent ball in. We tried him there once I think, dont remember him being special or disgracing himself. Like him better on the wing though. No idea why he doesnt seem to have the confidence to shoot when he gets in decent positions. Against Man Utd and Aston Villa he came inside a lot more, even crossing the pitch at some points and this dragged defenders away from other players and allowed us to play someone in. We ddin't manage to finish the moves in the Man Utd game but against others I can see it working well. For this reason I would go with this: Harper Perch Williamson Colo Jose Routledge Tiote/Barton Nolan/Guthrie Jonas Ben Arfa Carrol

Depth for either wing, Ben Arfa can play all across the park, Jonas too. So we should be relatively covered, not least now we know Danger can play on the right wing! Could play Wayne down the middle too.. or shock horror interchange during the game! I wonder what would happen if we put Ben Arfa on the wing, and Jonas in the centre?, Jonas just can't cross a ball but he could be very effective in the centre where as far as I've seen Ben Arfa can actually out a decent ball in.

I'd be confident of staying up with this team. It won't happen though, Nolan is captain, I think Barton will be swapped for Nolan.

Does this mean he can play against Wolves?

He hasn't signed, ok 400.

300 and he flies out again.

The best thing if Keane would be his speech. "I have always been a Newcastle United fan, ever since I was young I used to watch their games and buy their shirts."

We lost to Man Utd but don't worry, we beat Aston Villa 6-0 and Carrol got a hatrick.

You know you could just buy him on FIFA 11.

Would be a great signing, and it would be like a new signing getting rid of Smith. He would be a very good replacement for Taylor if he does go. I just doubt Rangers would be able to even come close to the wages Smith would want.