maybe_next_year

Best. Tuesday. Ever.

putting pasty on a plate instead of eating it straight out the bag, get rid.

Allez le toon

someone get the jelly and ice cream out

release the gifs!

NUFCThreatLevel ‏@NUFCThreatLevel "Operation Egodrop" where we planted Joey Barton in France and captured all the fleeing footballers is proving to be a great success.

hang on, is the Vigo Mortensen thing actually based on something? or is it just something someone on here suggested?

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just switched this on, is he on a yellow yet?

it has to be sang at at least one game this season like

Today is going well, too well....

Falcao off injured

2-0 lampard

I've always thought the abuse Pardew has got on here has been OTT, but today has pushed me over the edge, his decisions today cost us all 3 points, he panicked and tried to protect a 1-0 lead against Reading despite no real pressure untill he invited it on himself. To come out and blame the fans is beyond belief though, I've spend £40 on train travel to be there today, another £40 on a ticket to Villa away, trudged through ankle deep snow and still sang 'Alan Pardew's Black and white army', he has no right to blame fans who are annoyed when our only creative outlets are taken off.

West Brom in doubt, but thats it in the Premiership i think.

i'm certain even Pardew isn't that stupid? I hope? please?

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refuse to believe.

it better not be called off, seeing as i've already made the trip up north for it, thats a £40 journey i could do without making for nothing.

long run: top half everytime, pushing for europe. if they ever introduced any sort of financial restrictions i'd like to see us challenge the top 4, but that'll never happen.

they've been poor today really, but that was quality.

Willie Mckay and Harry Redknapp, the two most detestable cunts in football.

at?

Hamann v Barton is fucking brilliant

fuck.