maybe_next_year

Newcastle caretaker manager John Carver: "It's another game unbeaten, that's one win, three draws and two defeats now, which is not bad in this league. We said before the game we knew we were up against a big physical side and the pitch was quite lively, so we knew it was going to be a bit of a battle. "I stuck Papiss Cisse in. I was brave to play two strikers away from home, but he's a fox in the box and if he keeps scoring he has to be in the team. "It's a bit strange [facing Alan Pardew] because I worked with him for four years but once I got off the bus I went into professional mode. After the game he said to me: 'Well done, you deserved the point.'"

Calling himself brave post-match

Worse thing is, we did strengthen, then we sold him to Roma for less than we paid.

game against recently poor opposition, Man City winning too. I don't think tonight has changed the race for the title much.

has two modes: just about average and anonymous.

If this guy gets appointed next year we may as well accept relegation.

well the good news: Obertan is staying on the bench

Paul fucking dummet man.

Colback and Sissoko have been god awful all game.

What the fuck is Williamson playing at there.

Ah cock.

Mike did something useful!!!

Has anyone reminded Carver he's allowed to make substitutions too?

Subbing a left back OFF? fuck is pardew on?

now?

An entire page of abuse

Honestly wouldn't be surprised if Williamson didn't know how to tie his shoe laces.

Williamson man, so fucking shit at everything.

Cabella would of been on the bench all season, never mind the rest of it.

less than a min for another free kick against.

Maybe it was his Wife.

I hope he cries again, that would make my week.

TAKE THAT YOU FUCKING CUNT!

Oh look a Palace free kick, thats new

And I thought the Stoke match was eye-gouging bad