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Some of these puns are Garde awful

His wiki is brilliant

FIFA fair play award goes to 'volunteers' wonder if that includes the illegal workers who died building the stadiums in Qatar.

Fuck him, the moment you think its okay to abuse your own fans is the moment you should leave, instead of hanging around being Pardew's cheerleader.

learnt that one from Shola.

Crystal Palace should still be a guaranteed 3 points now though, Pardew never could beat Poyet, derby match or not.

every single time he crossed the ball its the same thing over and over again, he'll hit it fast and hard but too long. never seems to look up before crossing it.

Chelsea have been much better this half.

Colback being as intelligent as he looks there.

yet completely unsurprising

losing definitely doesn't feel as bad when we've at least had a go and played well

Colo just so casual

Chelsea fans not joining in the clapping?

John Obi Mikel

wanted Tuchel, expected Galtier at best, so would be pleasantly surprised by this

Gutierrez, Obertan and the fitness coach on a random spots program on bbc two right now. can't believe they've found a fan who just described obertan as 'good'

to be fair he couldn't go out in town as he was usually at the other end of the country wasn't he?

His Mrs's new tattoo was a sign :frantic: :frantic:

weeey, Jenas fails

every single time we leave a cup someone does

what the fuck was that horn

gerrin!

How many times can he say 'right thigh' ffs

1-1

That bench ffs