maybe_next_year

Not sure I've ever seen a player consistently get away with diving as much as Gerrard does.

In that case we should be disqualified for singing everything too fast. Or even worse...singing our own anthem wrong; every single time it seems to be the kids that are horrific for this, At one point on Saturday, the Strawberry corner and the kids section were singing the same song and the Strawberry corner were only half way through by the time the kids bit had finished. too much red bull and sweets me thinks.

Man U and the mackems are the only fans I can remember chucking stuff down on to those of us below the away end, arseholes.

Yawn

Bruce looks gutted

Every fucking time, they have to show that goal.

actually hilarious, I hope they had their tongue firmly in cheek when they planned this

Why is it always 'Ex-Newcastle' and not just 'Blackpool'

After the way he spoke about the fans and licked Pardews hoop, I hope he never makes a recovery. It's players like him who are prepared to settle for nothing and never wanting to win things whilst happy to pick up his wages that is wrong with football. Summed up my feelings about Elliot perfectly. Arsehole has no respect for the club he plays for.

Goalfest in the premier league again, 3 games 0-0 almost an hour in.

Get the fucking fuck in! Brilliant result. On a personal note, I was dissapointed when the assistant announced the 6 added mins and nobody joined in my attempt to sing "same old Russia, buying FIFA".

Paul Murray has gone at hartlepool.

Most pleased to score in front of Shearer

Brilliant

Completely Newcastle pretty much, given that its north of Newcastle.

gerrin'

Worst thing is, he doesn't look much bigger than he did when he played for us

One of my go-to responses, that Good for him. Glad he said it. Fans can give so should be able to take Imagine if Pardew told one of our fans to fuck off and die He does, he just says it through the medium of interpretive football.

How crap is Perez's brother? Not even on the bench for Blyth Campbell on the bench too, shame it's looking more and more likely he won't make it at a high level.

Would be nice if this actually had any remote chance of changing the violence, sick of having to have a pint in a plastic glass before the game, even at the nicer bars near the station.

thoroughly enjoyed this game compared to most under Pardew, mainly because I managed to have a two hour snooze instead of watching it.

Coral ‏@Coral 4m4 minutes ago There's another pitch invader at White Hart Lane! Oh no, wait..... it's Roberto Soldado.

Those stewards (Stewarts?) are loving it like

Was fucking terrified he was running to Pardew, so pleased to see him jog straight by him

Entered new realms of terrible today.