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20yr old armangac I've been saving for his sacking to open

Their bench is so much stronger than ours

Just seen one of our fan's coaches got stuck near rochdale overnight, that's one hell of a grim away day.

"Whats frustrating is we have played well, and looked dangerous" just seen that posted on Facebook by a Pardew-fan. i mean seriously, are these people watching a different sport to us?

1 this season iirc? and that was a draw.

"players kept seeing Santa in Red and White, that reminder of the derby match ment we was unable to run and jump as much"

It's better than flinging herself in front of some poor innocent minding their own business. what an absolute load of shite. showing a complete ignorance of those in the situation where they want to take their own lives in such a way.

You'd hope that by 2014 this idea of it being 'selfish' would be a thing of the past .

fair play to him for playing along with it

@NUFC: The thoughts of everyone at Newcastle United are with Clarke Carlisle and his family at this difficult time. #NUFC Nice touch

actually just laughed out loud at that.

At least there seems to be little trouble this year

Just passed the mackem coaches, driving just along from the Tyne bridge, but early isn't it?

How does a person manage to only win 1 in 6 against these lot man. Will be 1 in 7 by this afternoon too.

Its taking the piss out of their accent, specifically using the phrase "whees keys are these"

Ramos 1-0

Great article, really interesting. Shame about the spelling of bairns though

He had all the space in the world in the corner for Spur's first to be fair

Why... Why is hand there on his sister?

Want to copy your favorite newcastle players? Now you too can hide during the derby match!

fair enough, Don't think I'd shake the useless ginger Pardew-loving mackem piss-stain's hand either.

Happy Christmas Jak!

lose 0-2 I think, they won't be amazing, but we will be monumentally shit.

They've done more than the team just by turning up.

decent shot by Armstrong.