maybe_next_year

Spanish Commentator talking about our players "Gouffran, nada, Cabella, nada, Riviere, nada, Colback, nada." he'd fit in well on here

Neither does he.

not attempting to win a cup match and now Sissoko hobbling, just another day at Newcastle

well that took long

was that Pardew shouting "don't fucking cheat Williamson"?

Should tell them that he's still a goalkepper and not a sack of rice or anything, though. Eh, yes... Think a sack of rice could of caught that one tbh

Alnwick

Can tell we've got our 3rd choice keeper playing, spurs shooting every time they get a chance too.

Sissoko still a beast at least.

and will be for as long as Pardew is here.

Not as bad as I was expecting....

Celtic offering a free ticket to their unemployed supporters for their game against Ross County, nice gesture.

Don't think I've disliked a Newcastle player so much, so quickly. It's not that he's bad, there's just no point to him, he's just so average at everything, which simply isn't good enough in the premier league. Not to mention 'that' celebration.

Just realised how old the Mackems defence is, vergini is the youngest by around 6 years and he's 26!

good to hear he's looking well.

12 years since Shola Scored at the Nou Camp.

How? Basel were the better team throughout. Never a red card. Probably a penalty to L'pool. Those two harsh decisions has decided the match. Had they had 11 men, OR the penalty. They would've won. It was never a pen in a million years. Goalie only gets a whisp of the ball and it doesn't even change the direction of the ball at all, gets Gerrard full-on. It's more of a penalty than that red card (is a red card in most games). Hey look everyone, a moron.

painful for neutrals? its fucking glorious

bless, they sound gutted

"how much time does the referee dare add on?" what does that even mean

Did he just scream "YES" at that deflection ridiculous

Not sure I've ever seen a player consistently get away with diving as much as Gerrard does.

In that case we should be disqualified for singing everything too fast. Or even worse...singing our own anthem wrong; every single time it seems to be the kids that are horrific for this, At one point on Saturday, the Strawberry corner and the kids section were singing the same song and the Strawberry corner were only half way through by the time the kids bit had finished. too much red bull and sweets me thinks.

Man U and the mackems are the only fans I can remember chucking stuff down on to those of us below the away end, arseholes.