LucaAltieri

big cross in from Guthrie, midway inside the Spurs half, out to the far side where Coloccini was waiting just inside the area. Chest down, one bounce, smack on the half volley, keeper got hands to it but only pushes it downwards, ball bounces into the bottom corner, goal, bob's ur uncle. Fixed. FFS you pedant! I was just summarizing innit Just giving an accurate account... crap goal keeping rather than wonder volley. Bollocks to that. It was a well struck shot from a centre half that the keeper could do no more about! Rubbish. 9 times out of 10 Cudicini would have saved that. Just a one-off error. We got lucky.

big cross in from Guthrie, midway inside the Spurs half, out to the far side where Coloccini was waiting just inside the area. Chest down, one bounce, smack on the half volley, keeper got hands to it but only pushes it downwards, ball bounces into the bottom corner, goal, bob's ur uncle. Fixed. FFS you pedant! I was just summarizing innit Just giving an accurate account... crap goal keeping rather than wonder volley.

big cross in from Guthrie, midway inside the Spurs half, out to the far side where Coloccini was waiting just inside the area. Chest down, one bounce, smack on the half volley, keeper got hands to it but only pushes it downwards, ball bounces into the bottom corner, goal, bob's ur uncle. Fixed.

Imagine what Ashley would do with that... 17 more Leon Bests.

If by some fluke we do qualify for Europe then Mike Ashley's model is proven right, isn't it?

No protests in the ground. Fans aren't on their backs. Basically, it's your fault we went down in the first place.

Playing in Europe generates more money though. Consolodate and push for the big one.

Personally, I'd prefer us to have a good cup run next season than be burdened with exciting mid-week ties out at Lokomotiv Sarajevo.

We're 7 points off the mackems, only above Stoke and Bolton on goal difference, 2 points ahead of Blackpool who have a game in hand, and only 1 point above Liverpool who've suddenly remembered how to play football. Europe is highly highly unlikely. We're finish around 9th, 10th, 11th.

This. I can't read half of it lol I wouldn't pay too much attention to it. It's clearly photoshopped. FAKE.

Is this another one from Mourinho's scouting book?

If we keep dropping points against dross like this it's going to cost us our European push.

Who made that Hollywood pass up to him?

Tim who?

Great for Newcastle, shite for my fantasy team. Wanker.

tbf Barton Tiote Nolan Jonas Ameobi Carroll is a better side than Barton Guthrie Nolan Jonas Best Ameobi And Arsenal were playing crap. Hadn't they just been turned over at home by West Brom?

The best I can say is that ther side looks a little shoe-horned. They've tried to squeeze in their best 11 players regardless of position or formation. We may get away with it if they lack organisation... but I'm clutching at straws.

I don't think it will be that bad. We have our best defence out today and they've been on form. I think they'll keep it down to 2. We might grab a goal from a set play as well... I can see it being 1-2 or 0-2 but it won't be easy viewing.

Really? Only VDV stands out. Lennon & Bale are quick and direct. VdV is quality. Pienaar is full of running too. Modric can pick out a pass... They're going to tear us apart on the counter attack.

Hate to say it, but that midfield is going to fuck us. Without lube.

Do they still play football in Scotland? Talk about flogging a dead horse.

Will be good once fully settled in. My scouse-supporting mates really rate him. Decent buy but still contributed a lot less than you'd expect for an £11m signing. He'll come good, though.

Would be longer than the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

I believe we'll sell Carroll to the mackems for £1.5m in order to fund a bid for Carl Cort.

He's solid but nowt special.