Dr.Spaceman

Fucking @yorkie telling us this was a non contest, making me watch Liverpool over this epic comeback 

VAR okayed it 

Yes ahshdjehwhwhwjsjdjd

Cheating from Rashford against Coventry City to wind the clock down 

Guaranteed we don't get this Man Utd when we play them. We'll get a 2024 version of the 1999 side.

3 minutes ago, gbandit said:

Trent’s dead ball and crossing skill is among the top five in the world 

Said for years that he's a modern day David Beckham.

West Ham 1-5 down and they bring on Kalvin Phillips. What a move that was for him 

I know of loads who watch the NFL 

I think it's shite personally but would consider going (for the right price) just to see the craic.

2 minutes ago, LionOfGosforth said:

Caicedo has been a complete waste of money, not even worth half what they paid

Just going to say this, he looks like he's regressed loads. Almost like the moment he signed that big Chelsea contract he realised he'd made it to the top and decided to slow it down. Obviously not what happened, but that's certainly what it looks like.

Yeah...Cole Palmer is really good. Got to be a starter in the Euros for me.

2 minutes ago, Stifler said:

He’s fucking gash, don’t know what anyone see’s in him, the Chelsea Shola, by the law of averages, his shots might equal a goal, but he’s fucking shit.

Just to be clear, you're not a fan?

On 15/04/2024 at 20:11, Dr.Spaceman said:

Nicholas Jackson is like Amazon Basics Isak

Anyone else think Marc Cucurella is nowhere near good enough for a top 6 side? Every time I see him play I just don't get him at all. He looks weak as piss, not particularly quick and always seems to take the easy option.

Chelsea corner and they've got Marc Cucurella attacking on the edge of the 6 yard box. Looked like the cross was aimed at him too 

Even with injuries how the fuck did we fail to beat Luton this season 

I'd love a world class keeper. Never had one here AFAIK, Shay being the closest I reckon.

They've got 25 good players but they can't play them all, of course they're going to let the odd good one leave from time to time.

Wonder if you can transfer them still

What

1 minute ago, Mazzy said:

 

Same could be asked of the grown men and women in the crowd. Must feel good to see all the fans that have called you a cunt all night crying at the end.

But they're right, he is a cunt 

Just now, brummie said:

He reminds me so much of John Burridge, he's a fucking nutter.

That's being kind to him. The guy is an absolute grade A moron.

Why do these grown men feel the need to shush the crowd and wind them up at every given opportunity

Don't think there's a bigger bellend in football than Emi Martinez tbh

Eh wtf

Hahahaha he's gone