Dr.Spaceman

That bloke had better be Montenegro's version of Down.

Does anybody really want us to go to Brazil and embarrass ourselves?

Ashley Cole

What defending

Fucking hell...

It's neither a foul or dive. I've never fell to the ground like that in a situation like that. Unnatural imo. Do you run with the ball at that speed with legs that long? It's not a dive or a penalty, imo. Arms, why were they flapping about like Mrs Bimpy's minge flaps in a hurricane then ? I think he's going down and has exagerrated it. Not defending him, like, there's absolutely no place for it. Don't mind me Ron, i just come from a football way where the only time you got a penalty, was when you got hacked/foul/pulled down. No exagerrating fall or dive, or the claptrap of "he had a right to go down". Drives me mad what i see now. It drives me made, dude, and I only came in 10 years before the alice bands appeared. U MADE BRO?

Who gave the Hulk a megaphone?

Lescott what the fuck was that header man

Fuck off Welbeck, fuck off Ashley Young and fuck off Alex Ferguson for making your players dive. CUNTS.

Fucking neanderthals.

What an utter cunt.

It's a shame the helicopter didn't crash. /class

Class

Can't believe they're doing proper analysis

It's going to be double figures. Are they Scotland in disguise?

Lucky bastard! Only hit that after he mis-controlled it!

It's a shame I didn't spot anybody I know

My cousin gets on a bus with some lass called Amanda and there's trouble all of the time with them. They're a bunch of knuckledragging, pre-pubescent bellends who should be aborted. Not all of them like, but most of them.

He'll be paralysed on Saturday then.

Whelan's just pissed because Mike Ashley has totally Vince McMahon'ed him.

Shola hoofball time

This is fucking shite.

Where's the fucking urgency man you useless cunts?

He missed the yellow for the blatant handball as well. Utter wanker.

Horrible, horrible little cunt that McManaman. I hope he gets his comeuppance.