Dr.Spaceman

Shite craic! My first ever hero and I was in tears the day he left

Fucking hell Of course he was sacked for being black, it's not like they're second bottom in League 1 or anything. Is Neil Lennon going to play the ginger card next week?

He looks much better than Adam Campbell, at least we know that much.

Are we finally allowing football videos on the forum? I was going to post another video of Mike Dean if so... A failed Swansea attack and he does this weird neck twisty thing as if to say "Aaaaaaaarrrrrr here man!"

This cunt fit yet?

Not a word about a new CB. Fuck me "Hi everyone, we're desperate for a new centre back, so when we come calling you can add an extra 5 million on to your valuation."

His second was a great goal. Cruyff turn to beat 2 players in the box which gives himself loads of space and he slots it into the far corner. I liked his first as well. The winger totally destroyed his marker.

Doomay

My parents travelled up from Derby today, took them ages. Poor bastards.

I'm sure people were complaining when we had complete silence from the club around a year ago. Now people are complaining that they're communicating too much Personally I'm not bothered. It's just a letter about a game of football, at the end of the day.

Yeah

6.51 isn't that bad.

Colo in midfield would make Colback seem like Vieira. It was a bad idea 5 years ago. It's a ridiculous suggestion now. You're over rating Colback. Nope, I think he's very average at best. You're just massively overrating a past-it Coloccini in a position he's never proven he can play. In what way? I think they're both dog shit.

Colo in midfield would make Colback seem like Vieira. It was a bad idea 5 years ago. It's a ridiculous suggestion now. You're over rating Colback.

Colo in midfield would be no worse than Colback in midfield, but it won't solve anything and is totally pointless when your 3rd choice CB is Jamal Lascelles.

What the fuck. Just hope the ref tries to even it out in the second half.

Dummet is panicking. Needs to be replaced.

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Score more than them and win.

Not a chance we're going to win. Think they'll win it 1-0 or 2-1

They already have Zac Clough, Max Clayton, Gary Madine, Stephen Dobbie and Emily Heskey. Why on earth would they sign Shola as their 6th striker?! It looks like Clough is the only one out injured too. Strange.

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He should shave the back and sides and leave the island imo.

Same place as all their jokes- they've completely forgotten as it's been kicking about that long. I'm assuming "80,000 screaming geordies", "sid James park", "1992ers" "the wongadome", "ponteland airport" and "ya divvent undastand" (which, ironically enough, I really don't get at all) have been getting an outing this week as well. Same old miserable crack yet everyone on RTG will be pissing themselves as if it's fresh material like the mentally-challenged bunch of fucktards they are. I mean, even one year olds get sick of "peek-a-boo" after a while when the novelty wears off. Not this lot. I actually know where 'ya divvent understand' comes from, its some cringey 'we are geordies, pride of the land' song on YouTube. I used to work in Houghton and it would get played all the time as a piss take from both sets of fans.