Dr.Spaceman

Fucking hell. At least we should see what Darlow is all about when he's fit. Hope he can distribute the ball.

Ditto. Think I knacked my shoulder when I kicked the grass and hit the deck

I'm leaving now, will be there for about 10.45 - 11.00. Need to stop off at somewhere other than Sports Direct to pick up a red top.

I am, the teams were posted a few pages back.

I've got a pair of gloves I can bring. People wearing shin pads? I'm 6ft, whatever you wanted that for.

That letter is one of the most embarrassing football based things I've ever read.

He'll sign a lot of average players who share the same agent as him. The corrupt wanker.

Machine

What part of him looking like he'd rather bath his own mother than put in 100% for Newcastle do you not understand?

Shit, didn't realise we had to confirm again. I'm still in.

Can't believe anyone is sticking up for him tbh.

Probs been told to stay down if he gets hit as well

Was a late hit tbh

De Jong....

Walk!

Sissoko is fucking shit

Shit the bed.

Stop giving away fouls on the edge of the box ffs

Uh oh

Nerves.....

That ballboy...

How has Zouma not been carded there

Reverse speared him the first time

Scored. From. A. Corner.

Wat