Dr.Spaceman

I once heard a bloke on Fawcett St on his mobile "Hi Steyvun, it's Peytar..." just as I stepped out of Shatwest. God I hated going to uni in the Rat Pit.

He's a fucking spacker, not a racist.

Yup, I'm going to do my best to be there.

What a fucking cock.

Debs and Obertan. Both look like they can take a few hours of Slayer on the jukebox.

What an example that would be. "Here kids, what you really want to do is have no morals and just be in it for the money. Also, pretending you're deeply religious might help as well."

Loads of Man Utd fans leaving at 87 minutes. It's only 1-0 lol

I wouldn't answer your question, if you were GROWING ON MY ASS Lovely display picture. Don't you know how to knock, Phlegm wad?

What are the Man Utd fans singing?

What's Quinn said?

Cunts.

How can he argue against that?

Pitch invasion at full time?

Navas is fucking shite.

Jesus Christ. Milner is such a stupid cunt.

The colour commentator sounds like... http://static.whatsontv.co.uk/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/images/2012/01/RODNEY_BLACKSTOCK_17.jpg

Class player.

City aren't going to score here.

That's their attendance fucked even more then. Sunderland fans dying again ffs. "As pissed rants go its not a bad one and you have reason to, cheers to your dad, he sounds a canny bloke." For loving Sunderland

Willo for England

Didn't realise you can't give a pen if you head it onto your own arm like.

Jermaine Defoe wants to fuck off like.

Fuck, that wasn't too far away.

Big Mike

Tim 'the wall' Krul