Dr.Spaceman

Apparently they've been offered Max Gradel, and I'm not allowed to say how good he is because I don't know how many goals he scored last season. Great.

The global brand name of.......Sunderland. Fuck me sideways, they really do get waaaaaay ahead of themselves at times

Hehe, get the feeling I'm going to wake up to 50 photo's from Simpson on Twitter tomorrow lol

He's getting some stick for saying what he thinks. He truly is the CM Punk of the Premier League.

Jesus wept, we've resorted to laughing when they lose friendlies...

Rtg is a wretched hive of scum. Tbh.

Same. Dave Whelan and Phil Gartside are other similar wankers as well.

Legions

Every TV has freeview built in these days man.

20 million for Stewart fucking Downing....

http://rexyjolly.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/fingers-crossed.jpg

But we haven't got to brain cells to rub together. How can we possibly pull this off without having to brain cells?!

Bruce Dickinson to sign in the morning.

It would be funny if he turned out to be really shit.

It would blatantly have to be Alan Smith, not Tiote.

Get a fucking grip man

Has O'Shit and Orange actually signed for them yet?

Cue everybody in the world suddenly believing him to be the best.

I'd definitely take Bendtner like.

Us and Everton no doubt.

We won't spend 13.5 million on anyone.

I had possibly the most random dream I have ever had last night. Basically the company I work for started hiring South Americans for some reason, and we hired none other than Ulises de la Cruz. There was also somebody else who claimed to be a centre back for Ecuador, but I couldn't remember his name.

Why do they not class the fairs cup as a credible trophy?

This thread is GOLD.