Dr.Spaceman

His last act in a Leeds shirt.

Mentioned his name the other day. Loan for the rest of the season anyone?

Tim 'The Wall' Krul.

Loose?

Those highlights were fucking mint!

Who is Houghton?

JLS? IN MY TOWN?

Thats fucking atrocious.

HUR HUR!

I swear they just said "Championshite"

How anyone can tell what Shearer is like as a manager is beyond me.

Makes perfect sense iyam.

Tony Cottee on SSN now fighting his corner, with Merson in the other saying he should stay at Leeds.

Is Gabriel Tamas actually any good?

They'd be stupid not to talk to Darren Ferguson iyam.

QQ bitchez.

Have you any links to where anybody has compared any of those to Pele? I seem to recall pretty much every single Newcastle fan wondering why the fuck Jenas (and Dyer for that matter) were selected in the England squad. Must have been because we rated them so highly.

In English?

Because I f***ing hate them. I get that. Just wondering why? Can't be arsed to rant on to be honest. I just don't get why they think they can do a better job than Ashely and how the fuck they think they can finance it all.

Because I fucking hate them.

1) BEST TOON DEFENDER FROM THE LAST DECADE Woodgate. Made Bramble look solid. Says it all really. We were miles better when he was in the side. 2) BEST MIDFIELDER Gary Speed. Where else can you find a midfielder with a left foot and a head? Should never have signed for those cretins at Bolton. 3) BEST STRIKER Shearer. Obvious really. 4) BEST OVERALL PLAYER Solano. 5) BEST MANAGER Sir Bobby. 6) MOST DISAPPOINTING PLAYER Hugo Viana 7) WE SHOULD HAVE SIGNED... Ronaldo 8) WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE LET GO... Gary Speed 9) BEST HOME GAME 4-3 Man Utd, Bobby's 100th game and THAT free-kick from Robert. 10) BEST AWAY / NEUTRAL GAME Leeds 4-3 in the snow, Nobby at the end of the game, Bobby's jig etc 11) WORST GAME Losing 6-2 at home to Man Utd. 12) BEST GOAL SCORED Robert v Spurs (the volley) 13) WORST GOAL CONCEDED Paul Dickov away at Blackburn, the game finished 2-2 I think. It was just utterly terrible defending. 15) BEST HAIRCUT Coloccini 16) WORST HAIRCUT Stephen Carr 17) BEST LOOKING PLAYER Gary Speed (apparently) 18) UGLIEST PLAYER James Milner (apparently) 19) DIRTIEST PLAYER Shearer 20) BEST STARTING XI OF THE DECADE Given Beye Bernard Woodgate Taylor Speed Dyer Solano Robert Shearer Bellamy 21) PREDICTIONS FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS - MORE /LESS / EQUALLY SUCCESSFUL I think we'll go down again within the next 3 years if we keep the same owner / manager combo. If we manage to survive then we are destined to mid table obscurity fighting against Wigan and Sunderland et al for 10th place. 22) IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING FROM THE LAST DECADE Appointing Souness after sacking Sir Bobby. If we'd have appointed a good manager then there is no way we'd be where we are now.

True story. The draw with Sheff Weds wouldn't have looked as bad if it was followed by a win tonight - as it is they're a pair of fucking woeful results and the team deserve the pressure they're putting themselves under. There is no pressure though, the media certainly don't apply any and the players hardly play like they're being chased down by West Brom etc. I can't see Hughton drilling it into them either. We're still top so everything is fucking great. Awesomely mature response.

A couple of lads in level 6 near us got booted out for chanting. That's how bad it was today. Another group started taking the piss cos they were making noise and it kinda turned sour. Awful when you get grief for supporting your team tbh. Think I'll try and get my tickets earlier next time.

Who the fuck told that Pancrate that he's a footballer? Be mint if he skinned his man and produced some sort of cross. Or just crossing it in general would be nice.