bowlingcrofty

I didn't expect us to beat QPR

Krul, Santon, Tiote and Marv should all be fit according to Pardew. So expect all four to miss out.

You would rather have Simpson in the XI than Jonas? Fuck me. In defence, I certainly would. Agree, but how about Santon in defense and Jonas in midfield? Jonas with his one goal from midfield all season or Santon with his one goal from midfield in 30 mins playing there? I'd much rather have a left side of Haidara and Santon than Jonas plus a.n.other.

Depending on fitness, I'd go: Krul Simpson Taylor Yanga-Mbiwa Haidara Tiote Cabaye Marveaux Sissoko Santon Cisse

Hahah SACKED

Unfortunately for you lot, there's 30 minutes of preamble and interviews with legends of NOFC and club ambassador, Dave. May even get oldtype via video link.

Where do you drink pre match?

Parker, Clark and Emre wasn't it? I was there and I can't even remember 100%

Possibly Santon and Haidara.

Sorry, Ed.

Fuck that.

ESPN i think 8.05pm kick off. ITV4

Up to 3. 4 points from the two upcoming home games and we'll be ok.

Howay the lads.

If we don't win at QPR, will it be the first time we've gone a whole PL season without recording a double over any team?

Yep. Very much looks like he'll play Perch holding on Thursday, allowing Marv a bit of a free role.

Really? You need to lower your expectations.

Nice comment from Phil Thompson there. "Sunderlands defending is so bad, you can't even tell if it's zonal or man marking".

Football clips

Has 2 years left on his contract. Wouldn't surprise me if he was on the "get him when he has 6 months left on his deal" radar.

Don't thank me all at once you sexy bitches, but we've managed to persuade one of the other teams to swap. We're now all playing in the same game. Waiting for Ollie to let me know whether it's 10am or 2pm that we're playing. I think in interests of fairness I will allocate Black and White stripes to the team who gets the shitter dressing room, and the team that gets the good dressing room can play in this years third kit or summit. Like last time, the teams can either be drawn at random in a filmed draw? Or I can try to allocate people to be on same team as their mates? Up to you. I think the draw would probably be more fair to avoid arguments.

Benfica will bring 3 or 4k.

I think this is right. The 'level' is nothing to do with seating tier, it's to do with the floor number. All of the upper bowl is on the 7th floor.

They gonna turn away 3,000 fans like?

No, on sale for collections only til Monday evening.