bowlingcrofty

This transfer is making me lose faith in humanity

From experience, they didn't stock any special characters at all. Just the simple A-Z plus apostrophe

It's feckin rancid! Everything looks out of place, everything looks cheap and the back is as ridiculous as we've come to expect. Gashtacular.

Shola moves like he's on a segway Next time you see him run, imagine him bolt upright on a segway instead. The thought will never leave your head.

Fletcher is an utter cunt like

Oh my days what in the name of all that's holy were the defence doing there?!

"Rather well" we certainly haven't played, but I don't think we've been *that* bad The problem is that we look like Man Utd could step up and smash in 10 if they feel like it. That's the reason people are kicking off

Sorry like but James Perch is earth-shatteringly gash

As I don't know which postcode you have (Krefeld has more than only one) you have to do the search yourself. Here's the link: http://www.sky.de/web/cms/de/sport-barfinder.jsp Don't know how your German is, so enter "Krefeld" into "Ort" and your postcode into "PLZ". Then you'll get all the bars who have Sky Sports. Not safe to say whether they'll show our match or not, as there's some shit DFB-Pokal matches on as well. Thanks man. I've found one which is about 3km away. I'll walk it and hope for the best. Otherwise mattypnufc is gonna have to use up his text allowance sending me match updates

Well it's on Sky Sports 2 in Germany so I guess have a look around the CBD of Krefeld and hope there's a sport bar which would be willinging to oblige with your request? Follow the stream of Manure shirts alternatively Looks like this is my best hope. So...anyone know how to get to Krefeld town centre on the tram?!

MASSIVE stab in the dark, but does anyone know where I can watch the game in Krefeld in Germany? Stuck in a fuckin business park with diddly squat in there, the hotel has no sports channels or internet. Please help a Mag in need...!

Ah had te gan to Newcastle, cos I couldn't stand Deschamps But I don't intend to stay lang, just to make a few quick bob It's cold up there in summer, it's like sitting inside a fridge So I wish I was doon in London, playing at Stamford Bridge...

Season hasn't even started yet man. Fuck me at least wait until we've lost the first ten games before topping yourselves

What this transfer needs is a dossier about golf courses

Who's your next Messiah? Ron Atkinson or David O'Leary? hahahahaha twats

At the risk of sounding like some sort of old woman - did you use fabric softener? Guaranteed to ruin the shirt if you wash it with fabric softener

Didn't stop you. Sounded bloody promising when the words "signing next week" were used. Not so much when you read the quotes :blush:

So nowhere near actually saying that he's signing next week. Or even that he's coming here for talks. Or that a deal has been agreed. Or that Ben Arfa has agreed to it. Some pretty concrete evidence, that.

Something to do with the law Kev bonny lad

More like Jonas 'FFS man' Gutierrez

"I cannot deny that joining a club like Barcelona was not an attractive move for me" Double negative you massive clown

What happened?

He is inconsistent because he hardly got 90 minutes at Wolfsburg. He was inconsistent here because we were inconsistent (injury situations, manager changes) I think if he got to play every game for a few months in a decent team he would come good. martin hasn't and will never improve as a footballer, because he simply doesn't have the commitment, or the footballing brain to do so Exactly. He was cowardly for us when we got relegated man. Some people forget far too easily

Oo0ooo0o0o get you

Martins was and still is cack. Fast and inconsistent is pretty much the only accurate way to describe the bloke