bowlingcrofty

Magnificent today

I see the branding was all over the electronic ad hoardings as well. Looks tacky man

Too much tracing of photos in paint goin on there

Hell's horses. You're like a walking rent-a-bollocks-quote...

Do I see a hint of a tache again on Mr Barton?

Photos of me eating my hat will be online later!

Do we draw these bastards every season or what?!

It's from 06h46 this morning for a kickoff

Kenny

I touched the Nicky Butt Ball of Hope in The Strawberry yesterday so I think all will be ok. The ball has two miracles attached to it already (I won a pool game when blotto once) so I think this will make it the hattrick.

He's fast, he's small, he's got no final ball, Wayne Routledge...

This thread is legendary in its ridiculousness like. Love it and hate it at the same time

Someone on Skunkers claiming he's checked in to the Jesmond Hotel with his agent the neet

I have heard it said (i understand) that Werder Bremen will not be taking him. Cheers. Not exactly as definitive as Eurosport's headline suggests then. Dont know. Entendre is a funny verb, means to hear but has loads of other subtle meanings. e.g. if i 'entendu' you well, it means i get on well with you. Only in the reflexive, if I'm not mistaken?

Don't forget to read the bit in bold however before getting excited. We just pass on the crap rumours we're told, nothing more...

That was the players' complaint as well

This transfer is making me lose faith in humanity

From experience, they didn't stock any special characters at all. Just the simple A-Z plus apostrophe

It's feckin rancid! Everything looks out of place, everything looks cheap and the back is as ridiculous as we've come to expect. Gashtacular.

Shola moves like he's on a segway Next time you see him run, imagine him bolt upright on a segway instead. The thought will never leave your head.

Fletcher is an utter cunt like

Oh my days what in the name of all that's holy were the defence doing there?!

"Rather well" we certainly haven't played, but I don't think we've been *that* bad The problem is that we look like Man Utd could step up and smash in 10 if they feel like it. That's the reason people are kicking off

Sorry like but James Perch is earth-shatteringly gash

As I don't know which postcode you have (Krefeld has more than only one) you have to do the search yourself. Here's the link: http://www.sky.de/web/cms/de/sport-barfinder.jsp Don't know how your German is, so enter "Krefeld" into "Ort" and your postcode into "PLZ". Then you'll get all the bars who have Sky Sports. Not safe to say whether they'll show our match or not, as there's some shit DFB-Pokal matches on as well. Thanks man. I've found one which is about 3km away. I'll walk it and hope for the best. Otherwise mattypnufc is gonna have to use up his text allowance sending me match updates