Ted: That's right, Dougal. You see, ordinary shops sell what look like black West Brom shirts, but if you look closely, you'll see that they're very, very, very, very, very, very, very dark blue.
Dougal: That's true. I thought my uncle Tommy was wearing black West Brom shirts, but when I looked at them closely, they were just very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very dark blue.
Ted: Never buy black WBA shirts from a normal shop. (whispers) They shaft you every time!