bowlingcrofty

http://www.tdcbitworks.co.uk/b3ta/FergieFacepalm.jpg Even Fergie knows this is shit

ffs, a shit day gets worse

You can judge Harewood on what he was like 3/4 years ago, I'll judge him on what he's like now. Rubbish. I'll do the same for Shola - on the evidence of what we've seen of him for NUFC this season, he'll be more dangerous than Harewood and Ranger. I don't think I'm being too outrageous in suggesting so?

We don't miss Shola, he is immobile, weak for his size, zero ball control, no intelligence and cant even strike the ball cleanly. I would rather start Harewood and Nile over him, despite Nile's lack of goals atm. You crazy, crazy f***er. Harewood is horseshit personified and Nile, though he has potential, has barely looked like scoring in any of the games he's played so far. Shola is toss but at least he's scored some goals. Nile's all round game is a lot better than anything i have seen Shola do, bringing players into play, running with the ball, linking up with other players. Plus he is getting more and more of a goal threat in recent matches. Harewood will score goals this year. I honestly think Shola at this level will do way more than Marlon 'Amble-about-then-fuck-it-up' Harewood and Nile, who is very young and extremely raw. More goals than those two put together in four games would tend to agree with me.

We don't miss Shola, he is immobile, weak for his size, zero ball control, no intelligence and cant even strike the ball cleanly. I would rather start Harewood and Nile over him, despite Nile's lack of goals atm. You crazy, crazy fucker. Harewood is horseshit personified and Nile, though he has potential, has barely looked like scoring in any of the games he's played so far. Shola is toss but at least he's scored some goals.

Yup, this will be a Blackpool-esque defeat to a team playing in their Cup Final and out-fighting us.

chip? Nar I'm not hungry, thanks.

I despair at this club, I really fucking do. Sick as a cunt.

Well, a geet massive FUCK OFF to the lot of them. The wheels are off - any noone can say it hasn't been coming. Sick as fuck.

That cunt is going to the World Cup. Seriously? What a fucking plonker

Pure bollocks all across the park

Fuck off Jonas man

Get that useless twat off and get Ranger on or something. We'll never score like this

Utter bollocks. Every man on the pitch has been pure toss (bar maybe Smith). Lovenkrands has been pathetic. Harewood not much better. I despair.

So getting fouled now counts as an assist, he must be a fucking genius then...and a corner leading to a pen that may or may not have been down to him You can skew your argument all you want, but I find it astonishing anyone can think he's anything other than very, very average at best. 5 goals in his career and none in a year at NUFC is evidence enough.

I'm pretty sure when Colo signed he said he knew nothing about him? http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/aug/11/newcastleunited.premierleague1 - fairly damning peice.

One? He was pretty gash for the entirety of last season?

Kazenga was dreadful v Peterboro. Jonas is dreadful pretty much every week. I don't understand how anyone can say he has good technique - where and what exactly? A winger who can't cross, shoot or pass is like a defender who can't header, tackle or mark - utterly, utterly pointless. Not sure what this mythical "hold the ball up and let others attack" thing is either - unless what you really mean is "run into blind alleys, turn round, fall over and lose the ball"... If we can get some dosh for him, I think we'd be daft not to take it as he adds nothing to the side, regardless of how shite everyone else is. If he can be replaced by Ryan Taylor without affecting the side one jot, you know he is not worth keeping...

The bloke was pathetic today and isn't much better than pathetic on the whole

A propos of nothing, anyone know how Alan Curbishley's tribunal against his beloved West Ham has turned out?

So then, does this make you want to sign Nacho? EDIT: Removed embedded video, search youtube for Nacho Gonzalez...

I'm still in utter disbelief at some of the shit on this thread. A player is signed who noone has seen except on YOU FUCKING TUBE as a favour to a South American agent, a player who KK explicitly said he didn't want and the club just ignored him, yet KK is to blame? The Club admitted to the Tribunal that it repeatedly and intentionally misled the press, public and the fans of Newcastle United.

Unbelievable

Why? This is exactly the kind of expected verdict on Ashley and co's actions. Why? Er, because the judgement completely vindicates Keegan. But no matter what the judgement says he still just gave up and walked out. if keegan has these concern's in july, why didn't he walk out then etc How could he have concerns about signing Nacho in July when he didn't sign till September ffs well if this whole thing is about the transfer of 1 player, then i'm very suprised Well OK, let's assume KK has concerns in July. The transfer window doesn't close until September. Does he walk away then, or does he, maybe naively, wait until the window closes and sees how it pans out? How ANYONE can still think KK is in the wrong after reading the results in the PDF is utterly, utterly beyond me.

Pretty much they have signed a player and attempted to ruin a man's reputation for the sake of making some tinpot fucking agent happy. Corrupt as fuck.