bowlingcrofty

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But Shola was regulation. Of course. Shola is king

Never thought I'd see a time when Kevin Nolan and Peter Lovenkrands scored hattricks for Newcastle. Weird.

FYI, I've just had a Frey Bentos pie with roast tatties and peas. Finishing it off now with some Quality Street, as there's only Mars, Snickers and Bounty left in the Celebrations. As always.

Kettle Chips > Doritos. I'd drop Greg for the next match for that faux pas.

Don't know, my lovely stuff was based on Shakin' Stevens' review of Alan Partridge's autobiography, 'Bouncing Back'. I'm not there in protest because I can't have my season ticket seat in L7.

Lovely stuff

Ideally, the horrible little cunt would fuck off somewhere else without ever (dis)gracing the black and white shirt again. Like.

Hmmm. Such promise seems to have evaporated in one sentence.

Agreed, always liked the bloke. I couldn't give a toss if players leave for rivals, at the end of the day their career is short and if that's the best move at the time, then that's fair - as long as they don't badmouth their previous club, it ain't a problem. Clarky was my hero when I was 7 or 8, promotion season when he was ever-present, and I'll always wish him the best.

Remember when Clarky was called worse than shit on here for no apparent reason? Strange this place sometimes.

Absolutely spot on. Bad management from the very top all the way down to the bottom/.

Great thread all people should think about this twice.. We had potentially and on the wages a the fifith best team last year yet where did we end up 18th..... We all complaine about our players I dunno what the Geordie people think about. Unless we give our players a support 100% we can not get any better. I HATE MANY SUPPORTERS AT THIS FOOTBALL CLUB THINKS THEY KNOW BETTER THAN THE MANGER at most time.... Aye, the fans make players paid £40k per week play like one-legged kangaroos. Therefore I will never complain again, even when our players get relegated. Because if we don't complain, our players will be the best in the world. Wtf.

Swap Taylor for Senderos, are you for real? Senderos is a very, very average defender at best. Taylor has proved to be capable in the Premier League.

Facey fucking b?!

Pancrate is decidedly average, he really is. First couple of games I thought the drop in quality may make him useful but it seems not. Still we're in the hat and it's a nice, £20 midweek cup replay v a pisspoor team to look forward to.

The Mackem corner flag collector wandering around the pitch at half time gloating about the Mackems winning 1-0, then throwing a huff at full time when we'd won 4-1 and was getting 'sacked in the morning' sung at him. That was probably the best part of that entire day. Pure Mackem meltdown.

Aye - bit of an odd choice I agree but I loved the bloke and thought he played some of his best stuff under Robson when he played alongside Speed for those couple of years. He was fantastic then.

1) BEST TOON DEFENDER FROM THE LAST DECADE Woodgate 2) BEST MIDFIELDER Rob Lee 3) BEST STRIKER Shearer 4) BEST OVERALL PLAYER Shearer 5) BEST MANAGER Sir Bobby 6) MOST DISAPPOINTING PLAYER Jean-Alain Boumsong 7) WE SHOULD HAVE SIGNED... Anelka 8) WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE LET GO... Aaron Hughes 9) BEST HOME GAME 4-3 v Man Utd 10) BEST AWAY / NEUTRAL GAME Cardiff in the semi for atmosphere 11) WORST GAME Liverpool 1-5 12) BEST GOAL SCORED Shearer volley v Everton/Robert volley v Spurs 13) WORST GOAL CONCEDED Any that the Mackems scored 15) BEST HAIRCUT Coloccini 16) WORST HAIRCUT Coloccini 17) BEST LOOKING PLAYER Smudger, what a boy 18) UGLIEST PLAYER Coloccini 19) DIRTIEST PLAYER Bellamy 20) BEST STARTING XI OF THE DECADE Given, Beye, Jose, Woodgate, Hughes, Robert, Speed, Lee, Solano, Bellamy, Shearer 21) PREDICTIONS FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS - MORE /LESS / EQUALLY SUCCESSFUL More shite 22) IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING FROM THE LAST DECADE Should have removed SBR at the end of the previous season and brought in someone with a whole pre-season to prepare for the next

Hoy me doon for a game

We used to sing "Duff, Duff will tear you apart...again". It was ironic of course.

I'd like to formally announce my interest at signing for Manchester United should they happen to be interested in me. Regards, Crofty

"My team-mates have been calling me Nil Ranger, so I had to put one away" - classic

It's like the past three years hasn't happened!!!

Hope we win this one for mattypnufc. I broke my 3-year away day hoodoo last night, time for him to break his.