Chrisjraby

Wiedenfeller really is like a clone of Jens Lehmann, such a nob

How fucking miserable is John Toshack, jesus.

Just thank your lucky stars that Pepe isn't playing. The bloke is the perfect combination of Ben Thatcher and Luis Suarez. In essence, he's a c***. Exhibit A. Another classic Pepe moment:

Pepe with a 9.5 dismount there

Barcalolna

Aye, this normally spoils them for me as well, been plenty of that tonight but seem to be enjoying this more than usual. It's just the constant stoppages; you never seem to get more than about 30 seconds of the game without a free kick. Jordi Alba, I mean, what on earth is he playing at.

La Liga is soft as fuck man, Iniesta barely had his ankle grazed by the outside of Arbeloa's boot then. That said, Classico is one of those games where every tackle has to be 100% perfect or the player is going down and inevitably going to get the free kick.

Reminds me of the Rooney goal against us where he started having a go at the ref, then realised the ball was still near him so carried on and smashed it in. Great goal, still a diving cunt though!

"Kevin Nolan's not moving swiftly" - no fucking shit, have they watched him since he joined us?!

Absolute beast; if it wasn't for Michu's performances this campaign, he would probably be the signing of the season!

Not quite as bad as Wayne Bridge's debut performance for West Ham, but had to be up there with the worst cameos .

Saylor and Santon filling we with dread every time they get the ball near them in our back 1/3rd

We have issues with the same thing every game - getting started, and set pieces; why are we so incapable of fixing both problems?

Every fucking week

Was holding his back/hip post-overhead kick wasn't he?

Tek a boo son!

Big boot after big boot, fucking hell

Whenever we get the ball everyone seems to run away, we never seem to give our players any options

Here we fucking go, what on earth was Taylor doing there

Alnwick preferred to Harper on the bench? Is he injured or has Pardew finally realised that Harper is totally past it?

Get in, fuck you Suarez

Would've been a definite red had that been on Suarez, filthy cunt

Bound to be an amazing dive before the end

Great dive Krul haha, finally that little cunt gets booked

Why is it whenever we try to defend we always seem to get absolutely battered