Chrisjraby

Gonna need a life support machine for Twitchy at this rate

Karagounis trying to take Samba's crown of Biggest Tit in the game so far

Is that the first time Remy has touched it this half?

Doesn't the ghost of Andy Johnson actually play for QPR now?

Forgot that cunt Duff played for Fulham, time to start psyching ourselves up for him trying to mug us off again!

Was that Richardson or Emanuelson like? [/mackem]

What happened to Taarabt, he was golden boy not so long ago. Is his lack of play time purely because of Harry's dislike of his attitude? These Fulham players are right pansies like, I sense a Tiote red card in the makings.

Samba doing his best to earn a move away in the summer

Samba vs. Berba in a fight, that could be a goodun

Fucking Hipster Pardew, hope he punches Martinez while he's there

A few more first team appearances and he'll be letting off fireworks in that kitchen like Balotelli, you wait

Surprised Suarez manages to run with Jamie Redknapp so far up his arse

Di Canio vs. Craig Gardner to be the first scrap I reckon

"Newcastle boss Alan Pardew says the Premier League remains his priority" Didn't he say the Europa League was our priority a couple of weeks ago?

:lol:

Old team mates from Sampdoria. Good shout, makes sense now. Always seems to slag us off though so still a cunt .

Must be odd for Henderson to pass a ball forwards like

Jordan Henderson doing us a favour, who'd have thunk it!

Dat free kick

Trevor Francis talking to Mancini in the tunnel, now we know why he was such a cunt towards us during the commentary!

I don't think my sides could take him taking up the mackem accent. Arise Sir Steve McMarran

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How the fuck does Craig David manage to turn this announcement round into "Newcastle got hammered today"; fuck off you bellend

Time for Wes Brown as caretaker manager?

If only they did it a few days ago, they could've got Phil Brown! Out comes David Craig...