Chrisjraby

"Kevin Nolan's not moving swiftly" - no fucking shit, have they watched him since he joined us?!

Absolute beast; if it wasn't for Michu's performances this campaign, he would probably be the signing of the season!

Not quite as bad as Wayne Bridge's debut performance for West Ham, but had to be up there with the worst cameos .

Saylor and Santon filling we with dread every time they get the ball near them in our back 1/3rd

We have issues with the same thing every game - getting started, and set pieces; why are we so incapable of fixing both problems?

Every fucking week

Was holding his back/hip post-overhead kick wasn't he?

Tek a boo son!

Big boot after big boot, fucking hell

Whenever we get the ball everyone seems to run away, we never seem to give our players any options

Here we fucking go, what on earth was Taylor doing there

Alnwick preferred to Harper on the bench? Is he injured or has Pardew finally realised that Harper is totally past it?

Get in, fuck you Suarez

Would've been a definite red had that been on Suarez, filthy cunt

Bound to be an amazing dive before the end

Great dive Krul haha, finally that little cunt gets booked

Why is it whenever we try to defend we always seem to get absolutely battered

Superb Krul. Marveaux has been shite.

How long til Perch gets booked?

Filthy little cunt, how the fuck did Cisse get booked and that little prick get nothing?!?!

Timmy, Timmy Krul!

Simpson is so shit man, really puts into perspective how much better things are with Debuchy there!

The referee gives a free kick for literally any contact at all, absolutely baffling

Fucking set pieces man, absolutely disgusting effort

It's hard to tell whether this ref is better or worse than the one in the first leg. Fucking continental refs man.