Chrisjraby

Jordan Henderson doing us a favour, who'd have thunk it!

Dat free kick

Trevor Francis talking to Mancini in the tunnel, now we know why he was such a cunt towards us during the commentary!

I don't think my sides could take him taking up the mackem accent. Arise Sir Steve McMarran

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How the fuck does Craig David manage to turn this announcement round into "Newcastle got hammered today"; fuck off you bellend

Time for Wes Brown as caretaker manager?

If only they did it a few days ago, they could've got Phil Brown! Out comes David Craig...

Wait 'til Marvellous Mickey comes on to win them the game... (does he even make the bench now?)

Bye

Great goal for the less nobby scousers

Does Toure ever have a shit game against us? Fucking hell

What a fucking pussy Nasri is, would love to see him take a McManaman tackle to the knee if that's how he reacts to being trodden on

"Dan Gosling to bring some muscle and athleticism to the midfield"

"Lovely flick", fuck off Francis you cunt

"Half time tactical tinkering" - he hasn't watched us much, clearly!

An attack...

Why the fuck didn't Simpson just bloody clear that first time?!

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Disgraceful, absolutely gutless

Fucking commentators have been waiting for this, Trevor Francis is such an anti-Newcastle cunt

This x

End this game with 11 men, no injuries and a point and I think we'd be fucking ecstatic!

Did Perch ever play left back for us?

Other than Marveaux we've got fuck all off the bench so lets hope the first team can do it, howay lads!