Chrisjraby

Weak as piss Gouffran

"home and howay" wonga advert, so much

I wish they'd just film the plane instead

Have we really got no points since the end of feb...

GOUFFFFFFFF

Going down down down!

shambolic defending again

Obertan is such a passenger

How fucking easy was that like, such limp tackling

fucking unreal

Carver, give us a wave

Carver in

how was that not a free kick?!

No accusations of being Carver please

Literally no attacking "fret". Get Gouffran off and stick Riviere or Armstrong on; may as well try to get a fucking goal.

Someone get the sky commentators some new trousers

Cabella needs to stop all those fucking flicks and just run with the ball man

Raylor diving in like his knees aren't made of plasticine

Sky love showing close ups of Advocaat, what are they expecting to see ?

Must be so fucking frustrating to be a striker at Newcastle

big punt to Perez working as well as expected

Wall was totally pointless there like

Going to give one away soon if we carry on defending like this