Chrisjraby

Retire Willo, please

What in the fuck are these free kicks trying to achieve

What the hell formation are we even playing? Have we got Gouffran in the centre and Perez on the left?

Pardew got any left backs on the bench like?

Thought the lino had given a fucking pen then! It's amazing how Willo seems to get shitter as the games go on too.

We're so clueless going forward

Fuck off Willo

Was looking forward to him getting back into the squad, so much

Didn't look very injured after taking that

Andre Ayew going mental again

Did he get interviewed after the game? Would love to hear the reasoning behind not taking Colback off despite being booked and still flying into tackles. Cue the comments about his "attacking fret".

Lets just hope shit like this lessens Carver's chances of the job full time

When did Abeid come on?!

What a fucking inevitability

We always make everything such hard work. On the plus side, no more Pardew!

We have some absolute cloggers in this squad man, jesus christ

Fuck off lightbulb heed

Take Wor Jack off they said... http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/09/18/1411044616998_wps_1_John_Carver_Newcastle_ass.jpg

Epic

Colback is going to get himself sent off at this rate, fucking gump

Jesus fucking wept man

Will probably take Ayoze off for Lightbulb Heed next

2 strikers on the pitch at once?!

Making Stoke look like Chelsea here

Still chuckling at that attempted cross from Willo in the first half; such a shite player in every way