Chrisjraby

Didn't look very injured after taking that

Andre Ayew going mental again

Did he get interviewed after the game? Would love to hear the reasoning behind not taking Colback off despite being booked and still flying into tackles. Cue the comments about his "attacking fret".

Lets just hope shit like this lessens Carver's chances of the job full time

When did Abeid come on?!

What a fucking inevitability

We always make everything such hard work. On the plus side, no more Pardew!

We have some absolute cloggers in this squad man, jesus christ

Fuck off lightbulb heed

Take Wor Jack off they said... http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/09/18/1411044616998_wps_1_John_Carver_Newcastle_ass.jpg

Epic

Colback is going to get himself sent off at this rate, fucking gump

Jesus fucking wept man

Will probably take Ayoze off for Lightbulb Heed next

2 strikers on the pitch at once?!

Making Stoke look like Chelsea here

Still chuckling at that attempted cross from Willo in the first half; such a shite player in every way

Free agent in the summer, guess who wins again? http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02051/mike-ashley_2051359c.jpg

Bloody Carver sob story

got the two biggest arse lickers out to do the interview, pathetic

HAHA cunts

Where's Captain Fistpump when you need him eh ?

Fuck did Colo just do?!

Great strike. Commentator saying it was purely down to Carver as well...