Chrisjraby

Obviously never heard of play to the fucking whistle

Too early to take Lightbulb Heed off yet?

Situation reversed, that's a pen 10 times out of 10

Shite from Coloccini there, may as well have just let him past

Nearly 1 down before the match thread is even started

How long until Raylor goes down injured? No way he'll last 90 mins against Di Maria

Ugh

Enjoying Tony Cottee's description of Poyet and Bruce having a spat on the sideline; Bruce better watch his letterbox.

Raylor time?

"they need someone with ability on there" - cue Shola getting his shirt on

Fuck off Pardew

Jamie Redknapp saying we got relegated because we got rid of Allardyce, fuck off man

Better get him sold while he still has value

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/olu8HWhcUeU/0.jpg

Saint Etienne have Erdinç as well, can't wait for us to start getting linked to him again

Started by trying to get Mourinho to go nuts about yesterday's decisions, then stirring him up by asking if he thinks he's too harsh on referees sometimes, and then trying to tell him that it all works itself out in the end and Chelsea will get decisions go their way. Mourinho was just getting more and more heated as it went on; unfortunately he didn't Carver him... yet.

Think he must have got some sort of golden ticket in the Sky canteen or something

He's really struggling. Don't think they've ever had any one call them out on their bullshit before. I'm loving it. It's fantastically brutal. I love the fact Kammy is staying quiet as well; you just know he agrees with Jose.

Can't stand Ben Sheppard so glad Jose is tearing him a new one

1 effort on target in two Premier League games against Man City...

Looking forward to Carver's interview

Arise Sir Gabby

What happened to Janmaat? I obviously missed that

Actually laughed out loud then, fucking hell, this club has broken me

Willo's chasing back there